china spy balloon over America

[Harry Angstrom]

No one would have believed in the early years of the twenty first century that the internet was being watched keenly and closely by conspiracy theorists stupider than a cushion

that is extremely unfair.

 

[Frijj]

that is extremely unfair.

…to cushions?

 

[Harry Angstrom]

…to cushions?

yes

 

[Lord Nigle]

just seen that the far right crackpot areas of twitter are telling its devoted followers that this is all just a government distraction story because court filings to reveal a list of Epstein's clients is on its way and they want to make sure people are looking the other way

Conspiracy theories are the comfort blankets of fuckwits…

 

[halfpast3]

are we seeing the beginning of the fake alien invasion predicted long ago by verner von braun?

Is there nobody around you who can get you some help?

 

[Gothdad]

yes

There will be reaper cushions!

 

[Barry Quizshow]

There will be reaper cushions!

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[Behind Enemy Lines]

Project Blue Beam

Must be the shittest aliens out there if they're sending balloons we can track and shoot down.

 

[Kevj]

Project Blue Beam

Must be the shittest aliens out there if they're sending balloons we can track and shoot down.

Aliens from the 1950’s mate. They’ll soon develop better gear.

 

[Gonzo Mackem]

Turns out it was just. Appears my declaration of fealty to our new inflatable overlords was premature.

 

[Steve H]

"China is a responsible country and always abides strictly by international law. We have no intention of violating the territory or airspace of any sovereign country," she said.

China are the most dangerous country in the world, make no mistake

 

[The]

China are the most dangerous country in the world, make no mistake

Full agreement.

 

[samsafc]

I’d rather the balloons be controlled by aliens than China

 

[Big Jeff]

The Chinese reckon the Americans are flying their balloons over China.

Looks like Nena got it right !

 

[FatCat2402]

The Chinese reckon the Americans are flying their balloons over China.

Looks like Nena got it right !

Might be a new typed of airborne combat. Balloon fighting. I wouldn't fancy getting shot in the balloon knot mind

 

[Big Jeff]

Might be a new typed of airborne combat. Balloon fighting. I wouldn't fancy getting shot in the balloon knot mind

Depends what they fill the balloons with.

 

[FatCat2402]

Depends what they fill the balloons with.

It doesn't matter what they fill the balloons with, I don't fancy getting shot up the balloon knot

 

[Big Jeff]

It doesn't matter what they fill the balloons with, I don't fancy getting shot up the balloon knot

That’s a fair point. Me neither.

 

[southstander]

Nice clear night, no balloons sighted over SR3. There is a red glow on the north side so either the aliens have landed or there is a big fire.

 

[Hodgie1979]

Nice clear night, no balloons sighted over SR3. There is a red glow on the north side so either the aliens have landed or there is a big fire.

Does smell smoky outside mind.