The Sinful Dwarf
Midfield
Ah still in the ‘honeymoon’ period where sex, drugs, money and socialising is aplenty, life certainly feels good during that period I’ll give you that.
You just wait until the kids come along, the work and financial pressures build up and all the shit that comes with life gets hoyed at you.
Ah, those early morning roll arounds before work, the rutting on any surface in any room in the house and especially the proper dirty drunken sex after a drink seem a long distant memory for me and many on here I’d guess!
Come back in 2021 with your tail between your legs and a hefty divorce bill and give it the old ‘satisfying their wife crack’!
Worst Best Man's speech ever.