Car window tab throwers
- Thread starter burb
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Someone bounced off your windscreen?
Did he throw the tab end and then bounce off your windscreen or was he still holding it?
Keawyeds
Striker
You own a train station?!
Also, good for you. Littering cancerous bellends
what's the problem like?
Smart arse
And I couldn't give a shite if people smoke, just don't throw it on the floor when you're done
Bob Fleming
Striker
Vile people. I reckon loads of them wouldn't drop other litter but see no issue in their little butts being strewn around the place.
what are you meant to do with it like?
Goat Eyes
Striker
Hopefully they’ll biodegrade before the butt does.
Eat it obviously.
Keawyeds
Striker
That's still a thing?!
Scimmy
Striker
Outdone by the mummies who dump soiled nappies.
Dave Herbal
Striker
Guilty as charged. I don’t want tab ends dirtying up my ashtray and stinking up the car.
Boz33
Winger
But you smoke in the car? It’s gonna smell like a tramps armpit anyway mate
Goat Eyes
Striker
He has the kids in there too, but they’re used to it now.But you smoke in the car? It’s gonna smell like a tramps armpit anyway mate
Teed
Striker
How man!!!!! a half inch piece of rolled up paper hit his windscreen man, do you know how serious that is??
bigmarlon
Midfield
Few years ago I was driving home from work and noticed that I needed petrol, so stopped off at the Esso. Whilst filling the car I managed to splash a bit petrol on my cuff, which I thought nothing of, so I paid and went on my way. Few minutes later I fancied a tab, so lit one up, smoked it, then went to flick it out of the window.. and missed. It rebounded off the window in a flash of sparks and before I knew it my fucking hand was on fire. So I've got my arm out of the window, on fire, and I'm waving it about trying to put the fucking flames out, when suddenly I hear the sirens of a police car behind me.. the twat pulled me over and arrested me for possession of a firearm!
(That's a shite joke btw I don't even drive.. or smoke.. unless it's cannabis.. or yer dar's cock.. I'll get me coat)
(That's a shite joke btw I don't even drive.. or smoke.. unless it's cannabis.. or yer dar's cock.. I'll get me coat)
