Car window tab throwers

Discussion in 'SMB' started by burb, Jul 12, 2019 at 10:13 AM.

  1. burb

    burb Midfield

    Just had one stot off my windscreen. Scum. Sub-human scum.
  2. Sima

    Sima Striker Lost Magpie

    Someone bounced off your windscreen?

    Did he throw the tab end and then bounce off your windscreen or was he still holding it?
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  3. 87 Others

    87 Others Full Back

    Someone got done throwing one on the floor outside my train station the other day.

    Great watching them squirm in front of everyone
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  4. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    You own a train station?!
    Also, good for you. Littering cancerous bellends
  5. girojim

    girojim Striker

    what's the problem like?
  6. 87 Others

    87 Others Full Back

    Smart arse

    And I couldn't give a shite if people smoke, just don't throw it on the floor when you're done
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  7. Bob Fleming

    Bob Fleming Striker

    Vile people. I reckon loads of them wouldn't drop other litter but see no issue in their little butts being strewn around the place.
  8. girojim

    girojim Striker

    what are you meant to do with it like?
  9. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    Hopefully they’ll biodegrade before the butt does.

    Eat it obviously.
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  10. Makem57

    Makem57 Goalkeeper

    And the cvnts who empty ashtrays, onto the ground in car parks.
  11. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    That's still a thing?!
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  12. Scimmy

    Scimmy Striker

    Outdone by the mummies who dump soiled nappies.:evil:
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  13. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    Guilty as charged. I don’t want tab ends dirtying up my ashtray and stinking up the car.
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  14. marathon9

    marathon9 Goalkeeper

  15. Boz33

    Boz33 Winger

    But you smoke in the car? It’s gonna smell like a tramps armpit anyway mate:lol:
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  16. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    He has the kids in there too, but they’re used to it now.
  17. JL1985

    JL1985 Winger

    People still smoke? Dirty bastards.
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  18. Teed

    Teed Striker

    :evil: How man!!!!! a half inch piece of rolled up paper hit his windscreen man, do you know how serious that is??
  19. Sleepy

    Sleepy Striker

    Should be banned from driving, scruffy twats
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  20. bigmarlon

    bigmarlon Midfield

    Few years ago I was driving home from work and noticed that I needed petrol, so stopped off at the Esso. Whilst filling the car I managed to splash a bit petrol on my cuff, which I thought nothing of, so I paid and went on my way. Few minutes later I fancied a tab, so lit one up, smoked it, then went to flick it out of the window.. and missed. It rebounded off the window in a flash of sparks and before I knew it my fucking hand was on fire. So I've got my arm out of the window, on fire, and I'm waving it about trying to put the fucking flames out, when suddenly I hear the sirens of a police car behind me.. the twat pulled me over and arrested me for possession of a firearm! :p

    (That's a shite joke btw I don't even drive.. or smoke.. unless it's cannabis.. or yer dar's cock.. I'll get me coat)

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