Car window tab throwers

Just had one stot off my windscreen. Scum. Sub-human scum.

 

Someone bounced off your windscreen?

Did he throw the tab end and then bounce off your windscreen or was he still holding it?

 

Someone got done throwing one on the floor outside my train station the other day.

Great watching them squirm in front of everyone

 

You own a train station?!
Also, good for you. Littering cancerous bellends

 

what's the problem like?

 

Smart arse

And I couldn't give a shite if people smoke, just don't throw it on the floor when you're done

 

Vile people. I reckon loads of them wouldn't drop other litter but see no issue in their little butts being strewn around the place.

 

what are you meant to do with it like?

 

Hopefully they’ll biodegrade before the butt does.

Eat it obviously.

 

And the cvnts who empty ashtrays, onto the ground in car parks.

 

That's still a thing?!

 

Outdone by the mummies who dump soiled nappies.

 

Guilty as charged. I don’t want tab ends dirtying up my ashtray and stinking up the car.

 

guilty.....

 

But you smoke in the car? It’s gonna smell like a tramps armpit anyway mate

 

He has the kids in there too, but they’re used to it now.

 

People still smoke? Dirty bastards.

 

How man!!!!! a half inch piece of rolled up paper hit his windscreen man, do you know how serious that is??

 

Should be banned from driving, scruffy twats

 

Few years ago I was driving home from work and noticed that I needed petrol, so stopped off at the Esso. Whilst filling the car I managed to splash a bit petrol on my cuff, which I thought nothing of, so I paid and went on my way. Few minutes later I fancied a tab, so lit one up, smoked it, then went to flick it out of the window.. and missed. It rebounded off the window in a flash of sparks and before I knew it my fucking hand was on fire. So I've got my arm out of the window, on fire, and I'm waving it about trying to put the fucking flames out, when suddenly I hear the sirens of a police car behind me.. the twat pulled me over and arrested me for possession of a firearm!

(That's a shite joke btw I don't even drive.. or smoke.. unless it's cannabis.. or yer dar's cock.. I'll get me coat)