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Car window tab throwers

Discussion in 'SMB' started by burb, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. Sleepy

    Sleepy Striker

    Bet a non smoker can smell it immediately. You’re used to the stench.
     
  2. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    You’d know what I mean if you smoked in the car man. Too much and it blows back in, too little and you risk snapping your ash off by hitting the glass.

    I bet you my children you can’t.
     
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  3. Slow joe

    Slow joe Midfield

    I bet they shit themselves when you do that.
     
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  4. Vaping in crowds is rank. No I don't want to smell your second hand rhubarb and custard infused cloud thanks.
     
  5. Boz33

    Boz33 Winger

    :lol: Ffs, you’ve obviously given this some thought
     
  6. Ramshanker

    Ramshanker Winger

    :lol:
     
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  7. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    This is how much I think about everything
     
  8. Boz33

    Boz33 Winger

    Shoulda been a philosopher Dave, your talents are wasted making you work rather than just thinking all day about life in general
     
  9. 87 Others

    87 Others Full Back

    No idea, just don't litter on the floor and expect someone else to clean up after you
     
  10. Alan BStard

    Alan BStard Striker

    It's almost possible that yanar, I'm one of several volunteers who care for an unmanned station which only has one stopper an hour. We definitely call it 'our' station.

    Certainly is, and not only that. Couple of weeks ago some bastard had done a shit beside his/her car, wiped their arse with tissues and left the whole lot on the deck. :evil:
     
  11. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Well the station bit of that is nice, but the other part of your post is just rancid
     
  12. Barnacle Boy

    Barnacle Boy Striker

    Good name for a band btw :lol:
     
  13. chevvies

    chevvies Midfield

    Good for you, seems to be the way humanity is heading. Selfish, no social conscience, without culture or any interest in the bigger picture, total ignorance.

    This is reminding of my time in that London, ironically around the time of the famous Charlton play-off. I was still smoking at the time, resorting to roll-ups with vanilla scented tobacco :) though in pubs I only got compliments I have to say.
     
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  14. Which station is that? There's a few in the Cotswolds I reckon only get that much traffic.
     
  15. Dave Herbal

    Dave Herbal Striker

    I do that as well. I’ve spent most of the afternoon running mental simulations of tomorrow’s day on the piss to formulate the best plan.
     
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  16. Tex

    Tex Striker

    Ditto for gowie.
    Just look at the clip of the town man with gowie spots all over the shop.
    Every pack of gowie should come with a five pound surcharge to be exclusively spent on steam cleaning the shite off the pavements.
     
  17. Up there with people who shower with their dog IMO.
     
  18. girojim

    girojim Striker

    Me and me dog always used to shower together, I never even thought of it was weird until I read people shocked at it on here so we stopped.

    We only take baths now.
     
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  19. Emma Chisset

    Emma Chisset Subs Bench

    One night I was coming home down a 60mph single carriageway A road, doing right on the limit.

    An Asda delivery van tailgated me hard for mile after mile, about 6in off my bumper at 60mph.

    Who could blame me for when I finished my smoke, rolling down the windscreen and flicking the butt skywards so that it exploded all over his windscreen in a big shower of sparks.

    Then the jackleg had the temerity to beep and flash his lights at me!
     
  20. Teed

    Teed Striker

    It's yay's dirty Yanks bringing it over here in the first place, along with Maccy Dee's and all their other shit, I think we should send the bill to Trump.
     
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