Buisy day on the roads today



I’m going out in the next hour. I am terrified.

I‘m taking a tartan rug, bottled water, a torch, some batteries and a shovel.
 
Silky Sainsburys was at about half nine. Full of the kind of people with two trolleys who bump into people they know and decide it would be good for the four of them to stand in the aisle with their four trolleys having a good old social catch-up, and the usual customers who just halt and freeze for no apparent reason other than to communicate with the mothership in orbit. When you finally escape you can't get the car out for people doing manoeuvres an inch at a time. Glad that's all done.

I was in Asda this morning and some genius had parked a massive unit at the crossroads of four aisles, full of stuff to shelve.
Another pair of arseholes had parked up parallel to it, in the middle of the crossroads, having a conversation. People were having to queue from all sides to get round them, utilising some kind of goodwill temporary give-way system, while those two dickheads nattered on obliviously. Shopping really brings out the selfishness of the more moronic elements of society.
 

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