look out piano
Striker
An 8kg Kettlebell fell over on mine, I'm surprised I didn't break it tbh.
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I think I've broken my toe, is there any point in going to A&E?
I think I've broken my toe, is there any point in going to A&E?
Lying twat, that's your left hand.
I didn't know you were a qualified medical doctor.Only go to a&e if the toe is sticking out at an odd angle. Otherwise just tape it to the next toe (buddy strapping) and get on with life.
Only need to go if it’s the big toeNext to the little toe.
Although I am fat and a **** it isn't gout.
Now you've pointed it out I can imagine Morrisey singing it.Thats the crappest line of poetry i've ever read.
I’m not but I’m a podiatrist.I didn't know you were a qualified medical doctor.
Where at? Just so I know where not to go.I’m not but I’m a podiatrist.