Broken Toe

[Snugster]

I think I've broken my toe, is there any point in going to A&E?

 

[Thackeray]

No.

 

[Goat Eyes]

No.

 

[Hongkongphooey]

No

 

[Thackeray]

There's no limits!

 

[Occam's Razor]

No

 

[Slow joe]

No

 

[Andy_Roker1983]

Not unless your a big raging fanny and need a cuddle

 

[Hongkongphooey]

There's no limits!

 

[Snugster]

Not unless your a big raging fanny and need a cuddle

Shurrup and gissa kiss.

 

[Andy_Roker1983]

Shurrup and gissa kiss.

 

[muggboots]

It'll be gout, you fat cunt.

 

[SAFC Wilks]

Nah, you'll just be limping around for a few weeks whilst it heals itself.

Which toe is it?

 

[super noodles]

Let us know when you've called an ambulance

 

[Snugster]

Nah, you'll just be limping around for a few weeks whilst it heals itself.

Which toe is it?

Next to the little toe.

It'll be gout, you fat cunt.

Although I am fat and a **** it isn't gout.

 

[horatio underpants]

Next to the little toe.

Which side of the little toe?

 

[offshore]

Ouch.. I dropped a flange on my toes a few years ago missed my toe cap and hit just after.. I limped for weeks and the colours it went was epic

 

[muggboots]

Which side of the little toe?

The side with toes.

 

[Andy_Roker1983]

I broke my toe before, the one next to my big toe. Went the hospital they x rayed it and confirmed it was broke and taped it up. It was quite bent so they told me to come back the next day to see the fracture doc. Anyway being 18 or whatever I was and it being a Friday night I went and got rat arsed, limping all over the town. Pain went once I was pissed. Woke up I’m agony the next day mind, never went back to see that doc either.

 

[Snugster]

Which side of the little toe?

To the right as it's on my left foot.
May get Daniel Day-Lewis to play me in the film of my epic journey down the last step of the stairs.