Dave Herbal
Striker
Could beDo you have pay talks due soon. This is the kind of utter shite that gets pulled so they can say they can't afford to give a decent payrise at our place. We are spending too much on permanent markers at the minute.
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Could beDo you have pay talks due soon. This is the kind of utter shite that gets pulled so they can say they can't afford to give a decent payrise at our place. We are spending too much on permanent markers at the minute.
Recycling is the way forward?Just been told at work we’ve had a bog roll audit from head office and we’re using too much. 1 roll a day between 16 people being “too much” Anyone else have to suffer such draconian penny pinching?
No idea why the west hasn't adopted the bum gun like. The pressure on some would clean the grid at Brands HatchMust only use 1 roll every few months, few blasts on the bum gun, few sheets to dry up the rear and check if my aim was off.
The answer is surely to insert microchips in all the toilet paper. That would help trace the stolen bog paper to the thieves house.
An employer could justify this by incorporating technology that measure the quality of each dump and wee, connected to a loud speaker in each cubicle that announced whether the supplier of the faeces or urine was healthy or needed to amend their diet. It could loudly announce the presence of early onset haemorrhoids. For example
If you eat a lot of fibre it leads to floaters so yeah I guess soThat tickled me.
Talking healthy plop, is it true that 'floaters' are a sign of a good, varied diet ? Someone told me that years ago but it was said with a smile on his face so am not sure. Makes sense though. I think.
It's no wonder you see so many diseased 'mixie' Rabbits.In the Army on excercise the best thing god invented was rabbit holes and fern leaves.
That Gillian McKeith is a poo expert. I think she just refers to the Bristol stool scale though.That tickled me.
Talking healthy plop, is it true that 'floaters' are a sign of a good, varied diet ? Someone told me that years ago but it was said with a smile on his face so am not sure. Makes sense though. I think.
Just been told at work we’ve had a bog roll audit from head office and we’re using too much. 1 roll a day between 16 people being “too much” Anyone else have to suffer such draconian penny pinching?
We had hand dryers but they took the fuses out during covid cos apparently they spread germs about. Back to blue roll now. And the last person still never refills it. Talking of which, we also by the cheapest blue roll we can, and the cardboard tube is almost impossible to remove without a screwdriver or knife. Surely they should just unwind when you pull them out?We go through loads
Blue roll and paper hand towels are worse
People splash their hands in the sink after a P... then pull about 20 feet of blue roll off to dry them
You're getting confused, that's for breast sizeThat Gillian McKeith is a poo expert. I think she just refers to the Bristol stool scale though.
We sell both and get direct from papermills so cheap enough luckilyWe had hand dryers but they took the fuses out during covid cos apparently they spread germs about. Back to blue roll now. And the last person still never refills it. Talking of which, we also by the cheapest blue roll we can, and the cardboard tube is almost impossible to remove without a screwdriver or knife. Surely they should just unwind when you pull them out?