VINCENT VEGA
Winger
Sorry like but thats brilliantJust been told at work we’ve had a bog roll audit from head office and we’re using too much. 1 roll a day between 16 people being “too much”Anyone else have to suffer such draconian penny pinching?
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Sorry like but thats brilliantJust been told at work we’ve had a bog roll audit from head office and we’re using too much. 1 roll a day between 16 people being “too much”Anyone else have to suffer such draconian penny pinching?
TidiedJust been told at work we’ve had a bog roll audit from head office and we’re using too much. 1 roll a day between 16 people being “too much”Anyone else have to suffer such draconian loaf pinching?
I like to have a dab like if possible. No dribbles then.Lads only use it for dumping, lasses use it every slash !!
bet you sit down as well.I like to have a dab like if possible. No dribbles then.
Years back one of my pals worked at Sitel and they has the one sheet dispensable ones.The theory was that people were nicking them for home
Urgh.Bloody hell they'd hate me at your place then.
Bog roll is all included in my rent here so I use as much as I want. It's rubbish though. Similar to the old school tracing paper stuff rather than actully getting some purchase on the clart and removing it it mostly just spreads it around the cake hole.
3 kids under 10 - I'm sure they think it grows on trees.We go through obscene amounts at home like, do people actually only use 1 or 2 sheets? I wrap it around my hand hence the amount we use
When I was in the SAS we weren’t allowed to leave our poo behind - we had to take it with us when we were behind enemy lines.In the Army on excercise the best thing god invented was rabbit holes and fern leaves.
What about having a ham shank?Lads only use it for dumping, lasses use it every slash !!
Is it that Clint Eastwood bog roll? Rough, tough and takes no shit?Bloody hell they'd hate me at your place then.
Bog roll is all included in my rent here so I use as much as I want. It's rubbish though. Similar to the old school tracing paper stuff rather than actully getting some purchase on the clart and removing it it mostly just spreads it around the cake hole.
Got socks for that manWhat about having a ham shank?
Sh*t on your own time
You'd shit yourself if you seen a picture of enemy lines.When I was in the SAS we weren’t allowed to leave our poo behind - we had to take it with us when we were behind enemy lines.
Afterwards, real messy.I imagine ferns are a bit messy
I mostly talk out of my arseUrgh.
I hope you and I have very different definitions of “cakehole”.
i'd agree on the amount of bog roll, but do all 16 have a shit a day?
My place changed from toilet rolls to the captive dispensers.
I asked the facilities guy why as the new things they put in took out all the space and you had to sit at an angle.
He said that each cubicle in the place was loaded with 4 rolls every morning and they had to be refilled again once a day.
The theory was that people were nicking them for home.
Bearing in mind we had around 200 cubicles (men, women, disabled and transgender (I know I know)) we were currently going through 4 pallets a day... of bog roll.
One of the cleaners full time job was simply backfilling and loading bog roll all day.
So it was decided to switch to captive bog roll, which apparently solved the issue.
Another unbelievable situation with petty theft was hand soap.
Each sink (again about 200) had a soap pump next to it. People were brining in empty hand wash soap bottles and refilling them from work.
We had to get new ones that foamed at it came out so it couldn't be decanted into another bottle.
Nope.bet you sit down as well.