Bog Roll Audit

[VINCENT VEGA]

Just been told at work we’ve had a bog roll audit from head office and we’re using too much. 1 roll a day between 16 people being “too much” Anyone else have to suffer such draconian penny pinching?

Sorry like but thats brilliant .

 

[MackemBob]

Just been told at work we’ve had a bog roll audit from head office and we’re using too much. 1 roll a day between 16 people being “too much” Anyone else have to suffer such draconian loaf pinching?

Tidied

 

[VINCENT VEGA]

should hand you two slices each as you walk in

 

[junglist31]

Lads only use it for dumping, lasses use it every slash !!

I like to have a dab like if possible. No dribbles then.

 

[VINCENT VEGA]

I like to have a dab like if possible. No dribbles then.

bet you sit down as well.

 

[Bob Fleming]

Bloody hell they'd hate me at your place then.

Bog roll is all included in my rent here so I use as much as I want. It's rubbish though. Similar to the old school tracing paper stuff rather than actully getting some purchase on the clart and removing it it mostly just spreads it around the cake hole.

 

[BigPete]

The theory was that people were nicking them for home

Years back one of my pals worked at Sitel and they has the one sheet dispensable ones.

Went for a slash at his and just seen a pile of then in a box in his bathroom

 

[MackemBob]

Bloody hell they'd hate me at your place then.

Bog roll is all included in my rent here so I use as much as I want. It's rubbish though. Similar to the old school tracing paper stuff rather than actully getting some purchase on the clart and removing it it mostly just spreads it around the cake hole.

Urgh.

I hope you and I have very different definitions of “cakehole”.

 

[PTR]

We go through obscene amounts at home like, do people actually only use 1 or 2 sheets? I wrap it around my hand hence the amount we use

3 kids under 10 - I'm sure they think it grows on trees.

 

[Swindon On Tour]

What a load of shit

 

[Ned Land]

In the Army on excercise the best thing god invented was rabbit holes and fern leaves.

When I was in the SAS we weren’t allowed to leave our poo behind - we had to take it with us when we were behind enemy lines.

 

[Grimes]

Lads only use it for dumping, lasses use it every slash !!

What about having a ham shank?

 

[Alan Partridge]

Bloody hell they'd hate me at your place then.

Bog roll is all included in my rent here so I use as much as I want. It's rubbish though. Similar to the old school tracing paper stuff rather than actully getting some purchase on the clart and removing it it mostly just spreads it around the cake hole.

Is it that Clint Eastwood bog roll? Rough, tough and takes no shit?

 

[Montys Cat]

What about having a ham shank?

Got socks for that man

 

[Markymarkspunkybunch]

Sh*t on your own time

Drop a dime on company time

 

[WillInSpain]

When I was in the SAS we weren’t allowed to leave our poo behind - we had to take it with us when we were behind enemy lines.

You'd shit yourself if you seen a picture of enemy lines.

I imagine ferns are a bit messy

Afterwards, real messy.

 

[Bob Fleming]

Urgh.

I hope you and I have very different definitions of “cakehole”.

I mostly talk out of my arse

 

[Squat]

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How are sixteen people meant to use less than one roll a day ?

i'd agree on the amount of bog roll, but do all 16 have a shit a day?

 

[double maxim]

My place changed from toilet rolls to the captive dispensers.
I asked the facilities guy why as the new things they put in took out all the space and you had to sit at an angle.
He said that each cubicle in the place was loaded with 4 rolls every morning and they had to be refilled again once a day.
The theory was that people were nicking them for home.
Bearing in mind we had around 200 cubicles (men, women, disabled and transgender (I know I know)) we were currently going through 4 pallets a day... of bog roll.
One of the cleaners full time job was simply backfilling and loading bog roll all day.
So it was decided to switch to captive bog roll, which apparently solved the issue.

Another unbelievable situation with petty theft was hand soap.
Each sink (again about 200) had a soap pump next to it. People were brining in empty hand wash soap bottles and refilling them from work.
We had to get new ones that foamed at it came out so it couldn't be decanted into another bottle.

I'm amazed these people can do stuff like that while literally looking in the mirror. No shame or self awareness.

 

[junglist31]

bet you sit down as well.

Nope.