I see the forces lads are talking about the forces again. Any excuse eh?
Bog Roll Audit
- Thread starter Dave Herbal
- Start date
Time to get out Herbal. They're going down the pan
“An army marches on its bog roll”
[Napoleon, 1805]
Hawkings Boots
Striker
They make a dollar, I make a dime - that's why I poo on company time iirc
Harry Gates
Midfield
Food and shitting?
joebolton
Winger
We have to queue at the managers desk to request the toilet roll
He measures its depth, you sign for it, then bring it back to his desk after , where he measures it again, and locks it away.
All staff who have used less than 30mm in the year get a £10 Argos voucher at Christmas.
Usual suspects playing the system and bringing their own paper in my opinion , to get the voucher
One lad clocked 0mm last year but hes never out of the poop deck.
He measures its depth, you sign for it, then bring it back to his desk after , where he measures it again, and locks it away.
All staff who have used less than 30mm in the year get a £10 Argos voucher at Christmas.
Usual suspects playing the system and bringing their own paper in my opinion , to get the voucher
One lad clocked 0mm last year but hes never out of the poop deck.
I'm Spartacus
Striker
I used loads today, twas a bit claggy. Used hardly
I bet your chods are like captain caveman's club.
alexander
Striker
No idea, I've never had a plop at a work place. Probably have about three a week, always at home. But I know of people who have a plop daily.
Dave Herbal
Striker
You “know of people”?
Mate, most people have at least one a day.
alexander
Striker
You “know of people”?
Do they ? Well, am right then.
DurhamRedStripe
Midfield
It's the rabbits i feel for.
Exapno Mapcase
Striker
Make you easier to follow smelling of shit
Dinnit smell their fingers
Is it the good stuff though? 4 ply
Shandy drinker
Striker
That’s shitJust been told at work we’ve had a bog roll audit from head office and we’re using too much. 1 roll a day between 16 people being “too much”
alexander
Striker
Dave Herbal
Striker
No of course it’s cheap shite
Ciro_DiMarzio
Winger
Do you have pay talks due soon. This is the kind of utter shite that gets pulled so they can say they can't afford to give a decent payrise at our place. We are spending too much on permanent markers at the minute.Just been told at work we’ve had a bog roll audit from head office and we’re using too much. 1 roll a day between 16 people being “too much”
Something something... bidetJust been told at work we’ve had a bog roll audit from head office and we’re using too much. 1 roll a day between 16 people being “too much”
