Blackberry Picking

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Mr.Thunders, Sep 16, 2018.

  1. Mr.Thunders

    Mr.Thunders Striker

    Had a mad one yesterday and went blackberry picking with the mother,bird and dog.

    Found the whole thing very relaxing,bit of rural Durham fresh air and scenery.

    What does one do (apart from a crumble) with a sack full?
     
  2. Rules FFS!
     
  3. Nookie Bear

    Nookie Bear Winger

    Vodka
    Jelly or Jam
    Gin
    Wine
    Make a cordial
     
  4. BTPBW?
     
  5. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    Freeze them and add as Nookie suggests.

    Roulade.
     
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  6. Patch

    Patch Winger

    Sounds like an episode of Mary, Mungo and Midge, albeit with different crew.
     
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  7. Mr.Thunders

    Mr.Thunders Striker

    Lot's of alcohol suggestions....

    Will freeze a few mind
     
  8. Jack Wolforskin

    Jack Wolforskin Midfield

    Big telly wank?
     
  9. EchoMan

    EchoMan Winger

  10. Kevj

    Kevj Winger

    Juice and strain then make a coulis.
     
  11. Nookie Bear

    Nookie Bear Winger

    Wilfy made a tremendous bramble wine a few years ago - on our radar to go picking this afternoon
     
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  12. Mr.Thunders

    Mr.Thunders Striker

    You want to pull the skin off over a springer spaniel you dorty fucker?
     
  13. TZMouk

    TZMouk Midfield

    Garn fling them at Charvs.
     
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  14. janiep

    janiep Striker

    Makes excellent wine.

    Also jam -mine usually turns into a sloppy compot but it’s wonderful to spoon onto a bit yoghurt on a winter’s morning.
     
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  15. soapster

    soapster Striker

    where did you go. we used to go to plawsworth for strawberry and raspberry but that closed down
     
  16. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Mash them all up, lather yourself and the missus in it then buck.

    In all seriousness, we usually opt for a crumble as my garden is full of cooking apple trees.
     
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  17. Mr.Thunders

    Mr.Thunders Striker

    The old dear is going to make jam out of her haul.

    The derwent walk is class mind
     
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  18. Wilfy

    Wilfy Striker

    Wine. 5kg will make a class gallon of full bodied red. Best left for a couple of years in the bottle before drinking.
     
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  19. kingmonkey

    kingmonkey Winger

    Sell them to waitrose.
    Idiots pay £2.50 for a small punnet in there.
     
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  20. Jam and crumbles generally.

    Frweze 500g bags and have crumble in thw winter months...
     

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