Blackberry Picking

[Mr.Thunders]

Mash them all up, lather yourself and the missus in it then buck.

In all seriousness, we usually opt for a crumble as my garden is full of cooking apple trees.

Funny you mention that but the neighbouring garden has a cooking apple tree and loads have dropped in.

Grabbed a few this morning so will make a crumble then buck wor lass after.

Will close the door so I dont get looks from the dog mind

 

[lenshack]

Blackberry and Apple pie.

 

[Venkman]

Did it a couple of weeks ago up at Nose's Point, one tupperware box made about 6 jars of jam. Pie or crumble otherwise.

 

[Big Duke Six]

I havnt picked any blackberries yet this year, but have had a few canny mushrooms.

 

[Wilfy]

I havnt picked any blackberries yet this year, but have had a few canny mushrooms.

Explains most of your posts.

 

[Epping]

Tbf they have been shit round here tbis year. Just been way too dry. Little bloody obes that takes ages to pick.

The sloes in the other hand.. Plump and juicy Ill pick loads of them in a fortnight or so

 

[Old Prestonian]

I prefer brambles in a tart to a crumble, jam is always a sensible option and I had a cracking drop of bramble brandy a good few years back now.

 

[Big Duke Six]

Tbf they have been shit round here tbis year. Just been way too dry. Little bloody obes that takes ages to pick.

The sloes in the other hand.. Plump and juicy Ill pick loads of them in a fortnight or so

Everything's shite down south.... Just saying like.

 

[Deleted member 5265]

Everything's shite down south.... Just saying like.

How’s the northern grape harvest looking this year?

 

[FishburnMackem]

You want to pull the skin off over a springer spaniel you dorty fucker?

I was thinking more like a blue tit!

Springer Spaniels are for showering with IIRC.

 

[Red]

How’s the northern grape harvest looking this year?

We don't need grapes, we've got shit loads of blackberries

 

[Dave Herbal]

Wilfy made a tremendous bramble wine a few years ago - on our radar to go picking this afternoon

There are millions on the path past the big ear up the quacks.

 

[Nookie Bear]

There are millions on the path past the big ear up the quacks.

Can you decipher that please ? Near the doctors ?

 

[Gingga]

Had a mad one yesterday and went blackberry picking with the mother,bird and dog.

Found the whole thing very relaxing,bit of rural Durham fresh air and scenery.

What does one do (apart from a crumble) with a sack full?

Wine.

 

[Mr.Thunders]

I was thinking more like a blue tit!

Springer Spaniels are for showering with IIRC.

Who does that again?

 

[Dave Herbal]

Can you decipher that please ? Near the doctors ?

How long have you lived here?
The path that goes from mill garage to the WW1 listening ear

 

[Stubbs ftm]

Shit loads of elderflower berries in my garden. Anything I can do with them?

 

[Nookie Bear]

How long have you lived here?
The path that goes from mill garage to the WW1 listening ear

15 years and I’ve never heard of the ear

 

[Dave Herbal]

15 years and I’ve never heard of the ear

Best go and have an explore then.

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Although saying that the fuckwitt council have helpfully spent a load of money restoring it then put it behind a gate which is almost never open.

 

[colchester mackem]

Had a mad one yesterday and went blackberry picking with the mother,bird and dog.

Found the whole thing very relaxing,bit of rural Durham fresh air and scenery.

What does one do (apart from a crumble) with a sack full?

Make sure you only pick above waist height due to the dog piss.