Best way to get booze off your breath

[MackneyHackem]

I have an important meeting in 40mins and went on the piss until 2 in the morning.

Chewy and mouthwash hasn’t done the job so far.

 

[Fred Secrets]

Vodka.

 

[Baby Give It Up]

I have an important meeting in 40mins and went on the piss until 2 in the morning.

Chewy and mouthwash hasn’t done the job so far.

 

[TIMMY]

Coffee and fags, those fuckers always stink

 

[Jardin]

2 extra strong mints, three refreshers and a bag of Chicken McCoy's marra.

 

[Smartin]

Eat a fresh dog shit. Good luck.

 

[black cat in france]

Chew a bit of garlic.

 

[Yankee Mackem]

Only way to do it is camouflage it with itself. Rock up with some booze, tell everyone its Christmas and neck a bottle in one. That way no one will associate the booze smell with last night.

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

gargle with Chanel number 5

No kidding

 

[Randy Ostrich]

Turn up in a Darth Vader mask

 

[Motor City Cobra]

Suck a garlic clove for around 10 seconds

 

[Hongkongphooey]

Walk in, shit yourself and they won’t notice your breath

 

[monkeytassle]

Tuna melt

 

[MackneyHackem]

Coffee and fags, those fuckers always stink

I made the mistake of wearing the same jacket I had on last night, so I already honk of tabs.

I can smell myself and it’s making me feel sick.

 

[MackemBob]

Worcester Sauce or Pickled Onion Crisps and Rimming.

 

[MackneyHackem]

Tuna melt

Is that a suggestion or am I getting griefed?

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

This is one of the annoying things that happens at work for sure

 

[monkeytassle]

Is that a suggestion or am I getting griefed?

Suggestion. From Birley. Just had one.

 

[Charlie Chimp]

reefer

 

[Spot]

Be yourself talk out of your arse