Best way to get booze off your breath

Discussion in 'SMB' started by MackneyHackem, Dec 6, 2018.

  1. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    I have an important meeting in 40mins and went on the piss until 2 in the morning.

    Chewy and mouthwash hasn’t done the job so far.
  2. Fred Secrets

    Fred Secrets Striker

  3. Baby Give It Up

    Baby Give It Up Midfield

  4. TIMMY

    TIMMY Midfield

    Coffee and fags, those fuckers always stink
  5. Jardin

    Jardin Striker

    2 extra strong mints, three refreshers and a bag of Chicken McCoy's marra.
  6. Smartin

    Smartin Winger

    Eat a fresh dog shit. Good luck.
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  7. Chew a bit of garlic.
  8. Yankee Mackem

    Yankee Mackem Winger

    Only way to do it is camouflage it with itself. Rock up with some booze, tell everyone its Christmas and neck a bottle in one. That way no one will associate the booze smell with last night.
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  9. gargle with Chanel number 5

    No kidding
  10. Randy Ostrich

    Randy Ostrich Striker

    Turn up in a Darth Vader mask
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  11. Suck a garlic clove for around 10 seconds
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  12. Hongkongphooey

    Hongkongphooey Striker

    Walk in, shit yourself and they won’t notice your breath
  13. monkeytassle

    monkeytassle Striker

    Tuna melt
  14. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    I made the mistake of wearing the same jacket I had on last night, so I already honk of tabs.

    I can smell myself and it’s making me feel sick.
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  15. MackemBob

    MackemBob Winger

    Worcester Sauce or Pickled Onion Crisps and Rimming.
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  16. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Is that a suggestion or am I getting griefed? :lol:
  17. This is one of the annoying things that happens at work for sure
  18. monkeytassle

    monkeytassle Striker

    Suggestion. From Birley. Just had one.
  19. Charlie Chimp

    Charlie Chimp Central Defender

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  20. Spot

    Spot Striker

    Be yourself talk out of your arse
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