Best way to get booze off your breath

[jubblies]

That’s not a work dilemma......I once took some acid thinking I only had a 2 hour tattoo to do and therefore would be coming up nicely as my work day drew to a close. Turns out it was a four hour tattoo.

Here is a derogatory abbreviation

Time wasting, desperate mag cnt

 

[Bishop Mackem]

Apparently I stunk of drink at work the other week which is unsurprisin given I was still off me tits on no sleep

I was plied with loads of cough sweets to mask the smell

 

[MackneyHackem]

Apparently I stunk of drink at work the other week which is unsurprisin given I was still off me tits on no sleep

I was plied with loads of cough sweets to mask the smell

Haven’t you recently been made unemployed/got a new job?

 

[Bishop Mackem]

Haven’t you recently been made unemployed/got a new job?

Not me,

Think you're confusing me for @Spennymackem1981

I hope not as if so I'll have to kill you

 

[MackneyHackem]

Not me,

Think you're confusing me for @Spennymackem1981

I hope not as if so I'll have to kill you

definitely not.

 

[Shandy drinker]

Semen

 

[Scimmy]

I had a change of manager years ago. At that time young free and single I was spending every night in the pub from 6.30 till 11pm. One morning the new manager called me into his office and told me he believed I had "an alcohol problem". I asked him what on Earth made him think that and he told me he had on two occasions smelt drink on my breath in the morning.

It does get noticed and I can tell you it knocked me back a bit!!

 

[Leonard osbourne]

Here is a derogatory abbreviation

Time wasting, desperate mag cnt

Is there any need, you seem angry that I support another football team and I don’t agree with you.....it’s ok, just block me.....

 

[monkeytassle]

Is there any need, you seem angry that I support another football team and I don’t agree with you.....it’s ok, just block me.....

I just find you a smart arse

 

[lenshack]

Apparently Jeyes Fluid works very well.

Taken in small doses of course.

 

[MackneyHackem]

I just find you a smart arse

Is there anyone who isn’t a smart arse?

 

[monkeytassle]

Is there anyone who isn’t a smart arse?

Me

 

[Rainhill]

You know how drink takes an hour per unit to metabolise?

If you drank 12 units would you still smell after 12 hours?