Best way to get booze off your breath

[Snappy]

Just off something i read (probably on here) that putting a coin in your mouth prior to a breath test will help you pass

f***ing hell

 

[nyron4england]

Lots of people seem to think I was going to get the sack for turning up at a meeting having had a drink the night before wearing a jacket that smells of tabs.

Bizarre.

just people getting upset. just because you have a job where you can go for a drink and some people are unemployed means that we all have to be depressed and not talk about anything in case it upsets the dole queue

 

[MackneyHackem]

just people getting upset. just because you have a job where you can go for a drink and some people are unemployed means that we all have to be depressed and not talk about anything in case it upsets the dole queue

 

[njmackem]

I made the mistake of wearing the same jacket I had on last night, so I already honk of tabs.

I can smell myself and it’s making me feel sick.

A bit of professionalism wouldn't go a miss then would it???

Seriously though, back when I lived in London, there was a TopMan over the road from my office, I used to pull all nighters out on the town so often I got familiar with the management to the point where I'd crawl into the office, hide and email the guys at TopMan to bring me some essentials (shirt, kegs, socks and trousers)... saved my job more than once.

 

[jedi_toaster]

That’s not a work dilemma......I once took some acid thinking I only had a 2 hour tattoo to do and therefore would be coming up nicely as my work day drew to a close. Turns out it was a four hour tattoo.

 

[Deleted member 29601]

My mate in Greece reckons necking a glass of olive oil will beat the breathalyser.

I bet my mate wished he'd had a bottle when he got a 900 euro fine and licence took off him for 6 month out there.

 

[MackneyHackem]

A bit of professionalism wouldn't go a miss then would it???

Seriously though, back when I lived in London, there was a TopMan over the road from my office, I used to pull all nighters out on the town so often I got familiar with the management to the point where I'd crawl into the office, hide and email the guys at TopMan to bring me some essentials (shirt, kegs, socks and trousers)... saved my job more than once.

Surely it would have made more sense to pop into Topman before going into the office?

 

[njmackem]

Surely it would have made more sense to pop into Topman before going into the office?

Some days I did, that is how I got to know the managers and staff.. Some days, TopMan just isn't open at 5:15 when you're crawling in to the office...

 

[box2box]

Vodka.

Definitely vodka, even if it doesn’t quite work you probably won’t care

 

[Dubai Si]

Scampi fries

Be yourself talk out of your arse

This deserved more likes

 

[Jimmer13]

I have an important meeting in 40mins and went on the piss until 2 in the morning.

Chewy and mouthwash hasn’t done the job so far.

Shrimps or prawns!

 

[Leonard osbourne]

Just at the hob centre then?

Hob Centre?

Sorry I haven't replied to your earlier post, I've been in meetings all day......

 

[Banjo]

Gob full of 1s 2s and half pences

I’ll try that myself for a change!

 

[monkeytassle]

Hob Centre?

Sorry I haven't replied to your earlier post, I've been in meetings all day......

Think that might be an auto correct?

 

[Leonard osbourne]

Think that might be an auto correct?

Thought it might have been a typo, but I also thought it might have been some derogatory abbreviation that I didn't understand....

 

[the veteran]

I’ll try that myself for a change!

Whey they're the right colour for the slot they come out of if ya accidentally swallow

 

[Deleted member 15970]

Maybe you should start a thread on that topic? Perhaps it could be called something like Things that happen which make you get annoyed and it’s at your place of work where they happen and they make you don’t want to live anymore?

You might be able to think of a snappier thread title though?

How about 'Work Shite'?

Muff the receptionist?

 

[monkeytassle]

Thought it might have been a typo, but I also thought it might have been some derogatory abbreviation that I didn't understand....

Here is a derogatory abbreviation

Time wasting, desperate mag cnt

 

[MackneyHackem]

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[Narraback]

I was at a works function last year which went on until about 4am due to the free bar. It was a Thurdsay night and most of the managers and directors had meetings the next morning. No one seemingly gives a fuck.