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Berlin Bouncers

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Purrfect South, Apr 17, 2019.

  1. Goat Eyes likes this.
  2. Great name for a band.

    Or a 70s porn mag.
  3. The porn mag wins :lol:
  4. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    I can confirm I’ve come face to face with ‘Famous’ Sven... and been asked to step out of the line :lol:
    Wise Man Says and Purrfect South like this.
  5. AC-OTM

    AC-OTM Midfield

    I had nee bother getting in tresor like, bouncers were sound.
    Purrfect South likes this.
  6. ravydavygravy

    ravydavygravy Striker

    Fucking wanker mate. Think i queued for a while anarl before being told to fuck off. :lol:
    Purrfect South likes this.
  7. td586

    td586 Midfield

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  8. Mackem00

    Mackem00 Striker

    The cardigan and chords combo will have been the giveaway I reckon mate.
    Purrfect South and Lewberry pie like this.
  9. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    I was wearing my other clothes.
  10. Lewberry pie

    Lewberry pie Striker

    What for?
  11. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Two suspicions:

    a) Most likely, my mate was too drunk and was sick much earlier on in the line. They have cctv up and down the line, allegedly, to look out for how people are acting so would have seen it.

    b) Also likely: just decided we weren’t right for the club at that particular point in the night, which is why most people get turned away at Berghain.
    Stevie Freestein II likes this.
  12. Mackem00

    Mackem00 Striker

    Was heard muttering "I can't hear myself think" and "eeee, she'll catch her death her".
  13. Joe Public

    Joe Public Striker

    Too ugly.
  14. jacko100

    jacko100 Striker

    "My Mate"
  15. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    I was as sober as an only slightly drunk judge.
    Wise Man Says likes this.
  16. zwartekat

    zwartekat Striker

    But did you get in Kater Blau?
  17. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    The night I was supposed to go there I couldn't get out of the hostel bed I was that bad from the night before, never experienced owt like it before or since.

    My mate and the lass we were with attempted to get in and both got turfed and came back and drank in the hostel bar. I was so pleased they hadn't got in I managed to get up and get back on it.
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  18. ilovehorswill

    ilovehorswill Winger

    Clicked on this thread expecting busty kraut lasses

  19. AC-OTM

    AC-OTM Midfield

    No mate it was past my bed time by then.
  20. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Stay in Plus Berlin by any chance?

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