Berlin Bouncers

[Purrfect South]

I think there's a few on here who work the doors, and obviously plenty who've had to charm their way past them.
I thought this was quite interesting, 'It's an absurd profession': the world's most infamous bouncers tell all

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

Great name for a band.

Or a 70s porn mag.

 

[Purrfect South]

Great name for a band.

Or a 70s porn mag.

The porn mag wins

 

[Charmless Man]

I can confirm I’ve come face to face with ‘Famous’ Sven... and been asked to step out of the line

 

[AC-OTM]

I had nee bother getting in tresor like, bouncers were sound.

 

[ravydavygravy]

I can confirm I’ve come face to face with ‘Famous’ Sven... and been asked to step out of the line

f***ing wanker mate. Think i queued for a while anarl before being told to fuck off.

 

[td586]

I had nee bother getting in tresor like, bouncers were sound.

GOOD LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

 

[Mackem00]

I can confirm I’ve come face to face with ‘Famous’ Sven... and been asked to step out of the line

The cardigan and chords combo will have been the giveaway I reckon mate.

 

[Charmless Man]

The cardigan and chords combo will have been the giveaway I reckon mate.

I was wearing my other clothes.

 

[Lewberry pie]

I can confirm I’ve come face to face with ‘Famous’ Sven... and been asked to step out of the line

What for?

 

[Charmless Man]

What for?

Two suspicions:

a) Most likely, my mate was too drunk and was sick much earlier on in the line. They have cctv up and down the line, allegedly, to look out for how people are acting so would have seen it.

b) Also likely: just decided we weren’t right for the club at that particular point in the night, which is why most people get turned away at Berghain.

 

[Mackem00]

What for?

Was heard muttering "I can't hear myself think" and "eeee, she'll catch her death her".

 

[Joe Public]

Two suspicions:

a) Most likely, my mate was too drunk and was sick much earlier on in the line. They have cctv up and down the line, allegedly, to look out for how people are acting so would have seen it.

b) Also likely: just decided we weren’t right for the club at that particular point in the night, which is why most people get turned away at Berghain.

Too ugly.

 

[jacko100]

Two suspicions:

a) Most likely, my mate was too drunk and was sick much earlier on in the line. They have cctv up and down the line, allegedly, to look out for how people are acting so would have seen it.

b) Also likely: just decided we weren’t right for the club at that particular point in the night, which is why most people get turned away at Berghain.

"My Mate"

 

[Charmless Man]

"My Mate"

I was as sober as an only slightly drunk judge.

 

[zwartekat]

I had nee bother getting in tresor like, bouncers were sound.

But did you get in Kater Blau?

 

[MackneyHackem]

Two suspicions:

a) Most likely, my mate was too drunk and was sick much earlier on in the line. They have cctv up and down the line, allegedly, to look out for how people are acting so would have seen it.

b) Also likely: just decided we weren’t right for the club at that particular point in the night, which is why most people get turned away at Berghain.

The night I was supposed to go there I couldn't get out of the hostel bed I was that bad from the night before, never experienced owt like it before or since.

My mate and the lass we were with attempted to get in and both got turfed and came back and drank in the hostel bar. I was so pleased they hadn't got in I managed to get up and get back on it.

 

[ilovehorswill]

Clicked on this thread expecting busty kraut lasses


Disappointed

 

[AC-OTM]

But did you get in Kater Blau?

No mate it was past my bed time by then.

 

[Charmless Man]

The night I was supposed to go there I couldn't get out of the hostel bed I was that bad from the night before, never experienced owt like it before or since.

My mate and the lass we were with attempted to get in and both got turfed and came back and drank in the hostel bar. I was so pleased they hadn't got in I managed to get up and get back on it.

Stay in Plus Berlin by any chance?