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Two in the last 7 years is. Just as Benitez is shit.
Fuck off MAG.

We both know Benitez is pretty good at football management.
On the other point; I'd say a yo-yo club is one that gets promotion then goes down within 2 seasons, then gets promoted again within a couple of seasons etc. etc., like Burnley or Norwich, or how West Brom and Sunderland used to be in the early to mid 2000s. The frequency of relegations and promotions defines a yo-yo club.

You never know, Newcastle might not get promoted. The championship is harder than you think, and Benitez has no experience managing in the Championship.
 
We both know Benitez is pretty good at football management in the second tier.
On the other point; I'd say a yo-yo club is one that gets promotion then goes down within 2 seasons, then gets promoted again within a couple of seasons etc. etc., like Burnley or Norwich, or how West Brom and Sunderland used to be in the early to mid 2000s. The frequency of relegations and promotions defines a yo-yo club.

You never know, Newcastle might not get promoted. The championship is harder than you think, and Benitez has no experience managing in the Championship.

Do you fools really, honestly believe that we cannot see right through you?
Agreed, btw and I am fully aware what defines a yo-yo club, you are heading nicely in that direction.
 
See through what?

The fact the you are a fat, gravy stained, horse punching, rioting, phone box smashing, lower league pitch invading, death threat sending, pastie munching, goal post breaking, SAFC bitch, misplaced superiority possessing, basketball team stealing, non-coastal or airport owning obsessed barcode clad simpleton facing the arse of the Angel of the North (whilst attempting to claim it) and laughably pretending to be one of us.

Fuck off, Toon Toon.
 
The fact the you are a fat, gravy stained, horse punching, rioting, phone box smashing, lower league pitch invading, death threat sending, pastie munching, goal post breaking, SAFC bitch, misplaced superiority possessing, basketball team stealing, non-coastal or airport owning obsessed barcode clad simpleton facing the arse of the Angel of the North (whilst attempting to claim it) and laughably pretending to be one of us.

Fuck off, Toon Toon.


Only guilty of a handful of them things.

My very first post on this forum over two years ago said I supported Newcastle and I originally registered to say well done to the people of this board for the money raised for John Alder and Liam Sweeney. Would be no point in pretending to be a Sunderland supporter. I've suffered enough as it is.
 
Only guilty of a handful of them things.

My very first post on this forum over two years ago said I supported Newcastle and I originally registered to say well done to the people of this board for the money raised for John Alder and Liam Sweeney. Would be no point in pretending to be a Sunderland supporter. I've suffered enough as it is.

You have said thanks, now fuck off.
Easy, eh?
 
The fact the you are a fat, gravy stained, horse punching, rioting, phone box smashing, lower league pitch invading, death threat sending, pastie munching, goal post breaking, SAFC bitch, misplaced superiority possessing, basketball team stealing, non-coastal or airport owning obsessed barcode clad simpleton facing the arse of the Angel of the North (whilst attempting to claim it) and laughably pretending to be one of us.

Fuck off, Toon Toon.
:lol: Jesus wept.
 
I mean, it's not "factual" really, but you crack on any way. :lol:

I have highlighted the proven, factual parts. The rest is an assumption and is generally correct, as there are loads of you cowards on here, under the guise of being one of us.

The fact the you are a fat, gravy stained, horse punching, rioting, phone box smashing, lower league pitch invading, death threat sending, pastie munching, goal post breaking, SAFC bitch, misplaced superiority possessing, basketball team stealing, non-coastal or airport owning obsessed barcode clad simpleton facing the arse of the Angel of the North (whilst attempting to claim it) and laughably pretending to be one of us.

We are your world (as proven by you living on here) and you and your club are a joke.
For the sake of amusement, please do show me which of the above highlighted proven facts are incorrect, though.
 
I have highlighted the proven, factual parts. The rest is an assumption and is generally correct, as there are loads of you cowards on here, under the guise of being one of us.



We are your world (as proven by you living on here) and you and your club are a joke.
For the sake of amusement, please do show me which of the above highlighted proven facts are incorrect, though.

Well, the overwhelming majority of your slights are opinion and as such cannot be considered fact, so I shan't bother "amusing" you. It's clear that your furious hatred of Newcastle is so ingrained, that you're incapable of objectivity. It's like trying to use logic and reason in a discussion about religious faith. We're not operating by the same rules of discourse so any proof I provide one way or the other, you will dismiss as it flies in the face of your prejudice. The cognitive dissonance you experience renders you unable to see Newcastle United fans as anything but the strawman caricature you've fabricated in your mind. In your head, we're all the idiot who punched a horse, that would be like me stating you're all racists as fact. It's nonsense and should be beneath grown men.
 
Well, the overwhelming majority of you slights are opinion and as such cannot be considered fact, so I shan't bother "amusing" you. It's clear that your furious hatred of Newcastle is so ingrained, that you're incapable of objectivity. It's like trying to use logic and reason in a discussion about religious faith. We're not operating by the same rules of discourse so any proof I provide one way or the other, you will dismiss as it flies in the face of your prejudice. The cognitive dissonance you experience renders you unable to see Newcastle United fans as anything but the strawman caricature you've fabricated in your mind. In your head, we're all the idiot who punched a horse, that would be like me stating you're all racists as fact. It's nonsense and should be beneath grown men.

It is beyond me why you persist with this pseudo-intelligent internet persona. As I have stated numerous times, it is clear that you look these words up, as it takes you too long to reply.
When you do reply in a shorter space of time, your posting style is very different.

The strawman that I created, or the FACT that I have seen with my own two eyes, when hundreds and hundreds of so-called 'grown men' smashed up a city and attempted to engage the Police, due to losing a football match? Captured for eternity.

You are a f***ing idiot and only fooling yourself.
 
Cue "you're at home today, why aren't you at the game instead of on your rivals message board".

Nowt wrong with sensible discussion instead of petty digs.
 
Are 't you the bloke who posted that Sunderland don't like Newcastle cos "We ain't them ?"

He's definitely the bloke who posted that Benitez was appointed too late to save Newcastle ........ despite them being out of the bottom 3 during the time he was there :rolleyes:

But Benitez let it slip against Villa with ludicrous selection and tactics.
 
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