PtangYang kiperbang
Midfield
Why can't you drink the water in Spain?
Because in most places their tap water gives you the shits.
The point was more that she thought you couldn’t drink it Skegness to be honest mate, and that she thought that Skegness and Spain were the same distance away.
I suspect you are well aware of this though, and are just trying to clever, whilst coming across like a tedious pedantic bell end.