Marty Moose
Striker
Good player from what we have seen, but he's another in the long line of broken biscuits we tend to take a chance on and it blows up in our faces. Knowing our luck and track record it's absolutely nailed on he'd be constantly on the treatment table fucked, eating up a wage and, given our precarious financial position and threadbare squad, no doubt he'd be replaced in the team for 70% of the season by some penny pinched knacker from the Unibond league or a 'solid' old pro whose legs went five years ago, in which case his signing could do more harm than good.