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How was Friday 13th?out for the miners gala, didn’t take have one drink.
Got home, met a few mates for a bit of food and couple of beers.
Currently waiting on a locksmith to let me in the house. Absolutely f***ing wounded
BrilliantHow was Friday 13th?
Look on the bright side, at least you're not a mag!out for the miners gala, didn’t take have one drink.
Got home, met a few mates for a bit of food and couple of beers.
Currently waiting on a locksmith to let me in the house. Absolutely f***ing wounded
At this moment in time I’d sleep in a Newcastle United duvet, pjs, and night cap if I was to get in the house.Look on the bright side, at least you're not a mag!
At this moment in time I’d sleep in a Newcastle United duvet, pjs, and night cap if I was to get in the house.
Currently waiting on a 24 hour locksmith to pay him £150 to let me in my own house.
Can you not break a small window to let yourself in and sort out a cheaper locksmith in the morning?
Lost my house key. Sitting in the driveway like a hobo waiting for the bloke to come and break me into the houseHave you locked yourself out? Or have you been locked out by your missus?
Chastity belt locksmith alert.Have you locked yourself out? Or have you been locked out by your missus?
Lost my house key. Sitting in the driveway like a hobo waiting for the bloke to come and break me into the house
Took the bloke 2 minutes to break into a 5 point multi lock.
That the quickest 150 notes I’ve ever spent.
Now to swap the wife’s key to the house with the new one.
Do I just confess or hide it. She will go mental like
She’s away with her mates for the week
Took the bloke 2 minutes to break into a 5 point multi lock.
That the quickest 150 notes I’ve ever spent.
Now to swap the wife’s key to the house with the new one.
Do I just confess or hide it. She will go mental like
She’s away with her mates for the week
I’ve just realised I’ll have to confess. She gets back at 2 on Wednesday while I’m at work.Best to tell her or she’ll think you’ve blown £150 on a slapper.
I’ve just realised I’ll have to confess. She gets back at 2 on Wednesday while I’m at work.
The key she has won’t work.
Fucks sake.
I’ve just realised I’ll have to confess. She gets back at 2 on Wednesday while I’m at work.
The key she has won’t work.
Fucks sake.
I’m in a hotel in York having just retrieved a drunken friend from the garden of the same hotel because he is a drunken f***ing idiot.
Who else would get into such a f***ing mess? He’s a ****. A massive **** who keeps f***ing ruining weekends away.Leave the new key in the lock on Wednesday morning. She’s not going to take that out to put her old one in.
PC?