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Who else would get into such a f***ing mess? He’s a ****. A massive **** who keeps f***ing ruining weekends away.
I paid for the holiday for her as a birthday present for her 4oth (she’s 4 years older than me) as she was heavily pregnant when she turned old.That's perfect.
your fuckedI paid for the holiday for her as a birthday present for her 4oth (she’s 4 years older than me) as she was heavily pregnant when she turned old.
The new bairn (baby number 2) is 12 weeks old, I gave it the “what could possibly go wrong if you went away?”
I had my mam take the kids tonight as a responsible adult and then I do this.
She’s going to go f***ing mental
Took the bloke 2 minutes to break into a 5 point multi lock.
That the quickest 150 notes I’ve ever spent.
Now to swap the wife’s key to the house with the new one.
Do I just confess or hide it. She will go mental like
She’s away with her mates for the week
Put this clamp thing on the lock. Drilled a hole, then pushed some stick thing in.2 mins , how did he do that ?
it is if you have the right lockpullers and stuff. The local neds will still find it quicker just to bray a panel out thoughPut this clamp thing on the lock. Drilled a hole, then pushed some stick thing in.
It’s actually frightening how quick it is to break into a house.
It was a 5 point multi lock door.
It’s a solid Upvc door. Only 4 year old.it is if you have the right lockpullers and stuff. The local neds will still find it quicker just to bray a panel out though
I paid for the holiday for her as a birthday present for her 4oth (she’s 4 years older than me) as she was heavily pregnant when she turned old.
The new bairn (baby number 2) is 12 weeks old, I gave it the “what could possibly go wrong if you went away?”
I had my mam take the kids tonight as a responsible adult and then I do this.
She’s going to go f***ing mental
Aye basically.You paid for her to go away on holiday, but you're shitting yourself cos you lost a key while she was away?
Is that what you're saying?
Funny enough I went through scenarioWhy didn’t you just find your keys?
Would have saved £150 and any grief
Not sure you thought it through, like
I lost my key at the royal arms beer garden after the gala, went back to find it but it wasn't there and nobody had handed it in. A dog must have picked it up or ate it. Had to go round parents to get my spare then saw a locksmith and got more keys cut.Funny enough I went through scenario
Rang the restaurant I was at, taxi firm I got back home with.
Nowt
Things like this that makes me so happy im single. She'll go mental cause you lost your key FFS.Took the bloke 2 minutes to break into a 5 point multi lock.
That the quickest 150 notes I’ve ever spent.
Now to swap the wife’s key to the house with the new one.
Do I just confess or hide it. She will go mental like
She’s away with her mates for the week
My front door 'used' to have a fixed handle on the front, so if it shut behind you you were fucked without keys. I had to pay €75 to get in. Took him 3 seconds to open it. Thats one hell of an hourly rate.At this moment in time I’d sleep in a Newcastle United duvet, pjs, and night cap if I was to get in the house.
Currently waiting on a 24 hour locksmith to pay him £150 to let me in my own house.
Don't invite him in future.Who else would get into such a f***ing mess? He’s a ****. A massive **** who keeps f***ing ruining weekends away.