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The Lonious Monk
Guest
gives the name Pinhead a whole new meaning.
Typhoonftm
Striker
A pokey bum wank marra. A thing of beauty.
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The Lonious Monk
Guest
A pokey bum wank marra. A thing of beauty.
that's a dirty habit, not a bad habit, pal
but you go on with your bad self kinky fucker
Irishblackcat
Winger
Like the Predator?
That's a bit rich considering your baccy requisition methods. .
Well everybody needs a hobby.Plucking my eyebrows while watching something. Didn't realise it was a habit til one day my mate asked.. "wtf has happened to your eyebrows!?". I'd almost plucked the left one clean.
I've stopped now like. I pluck my balls instead.
Pokey bum wank. PBW.
Sometimes administered to oneself whilst the female of the house is out with the rest of the witches coven quaffing tartfuel (prosecco).
When the jam eaters are also out of the house this can result in the perfect onanism scenario, the mythical big telly pokey bum wank. BTPBW.
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The Lonious Monk
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Fred Basset
Winger
We're worse than that mate.
probably more annoying
y'all some weird fuckers...
If you can go out on the lash with North Eastern people and not end up horrendously offended, brayed, arrested or with alcoholic poisoning you'll get on with us.
Fred Basset
Winger
We're worse than that mate.
If you can go out on the lash with North Eastern people and not end up horrendously offended, brayed, arrested or with alcoholic poisoning you'll get on with us.
Don't forget the relationship advice offered on any good night out, marra. 'EEEEhhh, tha' arlll bastards, man.' Fuck knas, what the women say in their bogs.
Jimmer13
Midfield
My son does that and it drives me f***ing nuts
Nope that's the steering wheel hanging from your zipper that does that. ....Honestly Americans.....how could you turn corners using a toothpaste tube...
That explains why their cars are shite at corners.Nope that's the steering wheel hanging from your zipper that does that. ....Honestly Americans.....how could you turn corners using a toothpaste tube...
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stephen cartwright
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Jimmer13
Midfield
Could be right stretch limos and toothpaste tube........
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The Lonious Monk
Guest
We're worse than that mate.
If you can go out on the lash with North Eastern people and not end up horrendously offended, brayed, arrested or with alcoholic poisoning you'll get on with us.
no way I would ever attempt to keep up with you fuckers drinking
Though, I probably wouldn't understand a word you fuckers would be saying
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stephen cartwright
Guest
Stop feeding my filthy habit
no way I would ever attempt to keep up with you fuckers drinking
Though, I probably wouldn't understand a word you fuckers would be saying
Jimmer13
Midfield
We're worse than that mate.
If you can go out on the lash with North Eastern people and not end up horrendously offended, brayed, arrested or with alcoholic poisoning you'll get on with us.
And that is on a good night ...... on a bad session do not attend......danger warning danger warning piss heads about.
no way I would ever attempt to keep up with you fuckers
Though, I probably wouldn't understand a word you fuckers would be saying
Well hush your mouth and your round hic
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Jimmer13
Midfield
We tend not to be the shy retiring type either though.
Excuse me, I am very shy, retiring and a general good egg
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The Lonious Monk
Guest
And that is on a good night ...... on a bad session do not attend......danger warning danger warning piss heads about.
Well hush your mouth and your round hic
It would be like the start of a bad joke... a Black/Filipino American and a bunch of Mackems walk into a bar...
We tend not to be the shy retiring type either though.
I'm a f***ing nightmare me.Excuse me, I am very shy, retiring and a general good egg
@rapscallion
@The Special One
@andy
The punchline would be nobody walks out.
