Bad Habits

[The Lonious Monk]

I have the horrible habit of running my tongue over my teeth when I eat, as a way to extract any food caught between the teeth. Makes an awful clicking noise. My wife absolutely hates it when I do that. I try not to do it, but most of the time I am not even aware I am doing it until my wife points it out.

What's yours?

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

You're a Monk with a bad habit? You should get a new one.

 

[Frijj]

This forum is full of people who shower with their dogs and you're worried about that?

 

[Son of Stan]

I don't squeeze the toothpaste tube from the bottom. I imagine this would drive some people nuts, but as I live alone I can do what I want! Doesn't bother me - but it might if someone else did this.

 

[Tomma]

I don't squeeze the toothpaste tube from the bottom. I imagine this would drive some people nuts, but as I live alone I can do what I want! Doesn't bother me - but it might if someone else did this.

Be one hell of a party piece if you did.

 

[mickyw]

Cocaine and heroin

 

[Typhoonftm]

PB when I W.

 

[chillikebab]

This forum is full of people who shower with their dogs and you're worried about that?

Spat my stella out when I read that cos I do that too!!

 

[zwartekat]

I have the horrible habit of running my tongue over my teeth when I eat, as a way to extract any food caught between the teeth. Makes an awful clicking noise. My wife absolutely hates it when I do that. I try not to do it, but most of the time I am not even aware I am doing it until my wife points it out.

What's yours?

I look forward to Ms Z pointing these things out so I can utilise them in our war of attrition.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

This forum is full of people who shower with their dogs and you're worried about that?

 

[Dagzd1973]

Plucking my eyebrows while watching something. Didn't realise it was a habit til one day my mate asked.. "wtf has happened to your eyebrows!?". I'd almost plucked the left one clean.

I've stopped now like. I pluck my balls instead.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I don't squeeze the toothpaste tube from the bottom. I imagine this would drive some people nuts, but as I live alone I can do what I want! Doesn't bother me - but it might if someone else did this.

My son does that and it drives me f***ing nuts

Plucking my eyebrows while watching something. Didn't realise it was a habit til one day my mate asked.. "wtf has happened to your eyebrows!?". I'd almost plucked the left one clean.

I've stopped now like. I pluck his balls instead.

 

[Son of Stan]

My son does that and it drives me f***ing nuts

It used to drive my ex mad. Probably why I still do it now.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

PB when I W.

I f***ing clueless as to what that means, pal

 

[Son of Stan]

I f***ing clueless as to what that means, pal

Don't ask!!!!!

 

[zwartekat]

It used to drive my ex mad. Probably why I still do it now.

What an awful person you are.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Don't ask!!!!!

I know it was a bad idea to do so, but hell, I'm a glutton for punishment...

 

[Deleted member 14766]

I know it was a bad idea to do so, but hell, I'm a glutton for punishment...

He sticks his finger up his own asshole when he jerks off.

Hope this helps.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

He sticks his finger up his own asshole when he jerks off.

Hope this helps.

Yeah... I shouldn't have asked...

Thanks, pal.

 

[dangermows]

I know it was a bad idea to do so, but hell, I'm a glutton for punishment...

Hammers pins through his scrotum before commencing masturbation.