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Athletico Mince

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reminds me too much of when a couple of you are round a table having daft shite chat and someone comes crashing in from the other room, listened for a minute or so, then blurts out a load of shite, thinking they're in the know and absolutely tumbleweed the place.
 
Just had this email....

Hello...

...just a quick update to let you know that as there'll be no new stuff from us in July, you won't be charged the monthly Parsnips subscription (there was no charge in June either).

Hope you're all safe and well!

Thanks,

Bob & Andy
 
Yeah possibly even more.

I do wonder whether no mince was related to the whole Gove tweet like, you thinking similar?
Yeah, well I was just thinking it was one hell of a meltdown he'd had that day so I was a bit worried for him. But they were quite prolific with Mince throughout lockdown then nowt, very strange.
 
Think their last tweet was a day or two before the Gove incident, been nowt said since then. Bob's not said nowt on his own twitter since around that time as well.
 
That youtube compilation of the would i lie to you stuff (Mortimerian tales I think) is possibly the most entertaining video I have seen. I have seen most of the pieces multiple times but I still piss myself laughing every time.
I rewatched it again at the weekend with the wife, we were both crying with laughter, he’s absolutely class man. That Chris reah bit is the best thing in the entire shows history.
 
The soothing sound of wind blowing over a wisteria that runs through the didgeridoo rammed into the clooney of a tree. :lol:
Hilarious that like. I can barely hold myself together. It's right up there with his other wonderful stuff like "you wouldn't let it lie" and "Uvavu!" How does he come up with this genius stuff. It's like he just says the first thing that comes into his head and it's hilarious eh. Fantastic. In my opinion he's right up there with the all time greats like Lennie Bennett and Russ Abbot. It must take him endless minutes to come up with this patter... Athletico Mince man... too funny. I mean, I've no idea why mince is funny, but it surely is. It's just a dead funny word. Like wanker.
 
Hilarious that like. I can barely hold myself together. It's right up there with his other wonderful stuff like "you wouldn't let it lie" and "Uvavu!" How does he come up with this genius stuff. It's like he just says the first thing that comes into his head and it's hilarious eh. Fantastic. In my opinion he's right up there with the all time greats like Lennie Bennett and Russ Abbot. It must take him endless minutes to come up with this patter... Athletico Mince man... too funny. I mean, I've no idea why mince is funny, but it surely is. It's just a dead funny word. Like wanker.
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You couldn't be more wrong. I despise that shit. For what it's worth I like George Carlin. Bob Mortimer isn't a comedian unless you like people saying the first thing that comes into their head and repeating it. Whatever floats your boat, but there's no material to speak of in Mortimer's utter drivel. He's never been funny, not for a second.
 
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