Anyone here got a new work colleague today?

[Cowvahlo]

Aww thanks mate that's nice of you to say xx

If @alexander wad then I wad

Imagine ganning out fingering fowateen year olds when I’ve got me Ma at home

 

[mux]

If @alexander wad then I wad

Alex has got high standards to be fair anarl mate.

 

[Cowvahlo]

This thread is class, alter egos arguing...love it, absolutely it.

 

[mux]

This thread is class, alter egos arguing...love it, absolutely it.

Are you me?

 

[errant]

Are you me?

I think it’s Jarvis...

 

[mux]

I think it’s Jarvis...

@Cowvahlo is Jarvis?! It all makes sense.

The tedious bullshit. The insufferable comedy. The self righteous claptrap.

The simpering bellend.

 

[Cowvahlo]

Are you me?

No, I’m class, 6ft and handsome.

 

[mux]

No, I’m class, 6ft and handsome.

I'm all of the above but 5' 11" but I'd still nack yay

Edit: and as I've said I'm as soft as a well used sofa cushion

 

[Cowvahlo]

@Cowvahlo is Jarvis?! It all makes sense.

The tedious bullshit. The insufferable comedy. The self righteous claptrap.

The simpering bellend.

You really do know me so well!

I'm all of the above but 5' 11" but I'd still nack yay

You couldn’t knack a wank out man

 

[Tadger]

I don't know why but it always narks me when people call him a paedophile.

I know.

He’s a wrong’un that deserves to be inside but he’s not a peadophile by any proper definition of the word.

 

[SA96]

Why is she receiving tax credits?

Sums up the broken benefits system.

She's playing the sixteen hour fiddle.

 

[sidneyeric]

Why is she receiving tax credits?

Sums up the broken benefits system.

She's playing the sixteen hour fiddle.

She isn't.

 

[Caer_Urfa]

Always tortured the mags great guy

6 in a row

Cant disagree with this.

 

[Lambchops]

Prepubescent children. I imagine the lass in the AJ case was very pubescent.

Waxed I reckon