Anyone got a poo stool

[Epping]

Missus has just asked me if she can get one..

Quick Amazon search and loads of them

 

[PeteFTM]

Fad imo. Just lean forward if it’s a troublesome todd.

 

[Linny]

A squatty potty.

 

[Goat Eyes]

A squatty potty.

A shitty sitty

 

[Feed the Monster]

I don’t get it. You’re sitting down anyway so why the stool.

looks like something to kneel on when vomming.

 

[BMX Bandit]

Just don’t use the seat. Sit on porcelain and you’re sorted.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

I use the bairns step that he uses so he can reach the sink and that.

 

[DBStar]

Fad imo. Just lean forward if it’s a troublesome todd.

Long running fad mind.

 

[BMX Bandit]

I don’t get it. You’re sitting down anyway so why the stool.

looks like something to kneel on when vomming.

I fold up a towel like gus from breaking bad when I am spewing.

 

[DBStar]

Just don’t use the seat. Sit on porcelain and you’re sorted.

Been telling women that for years. They don't agree.

 

[SAFCOldie]

 

[double maxim]

Peak capitalism when you can buy a product to help you poo, I for one welcome our new AI overlords.

 

[Five-Quarter]

Was gonna say this too but I see it's a utensil for improving ones plopping posterior posture / positioning

{It's called alliteration that. It's a literary device}

 

[PeteFTM]

I don’t get it. You’re sitting down anyway so why the stool.

It promotes a healthy poo position, we’re naturally supposed to be in a low-squat position to shite

 

[double maxim]

Promptly providing people's propper posterior plopping position, pet.

 

[Five-Quarter]

Promptly providing people's propper posterior plopping position, pet.

I believe the common parlance round these parts is knars /\

 

[double maxim]

I believe the common parlance round these parts is knars /\

Probably

 

[SAFCOldie]

Was gonna say this too but I see it's a utensil for improving ones plopping posterior posture / positioning

{It's called alliteration that. It's a literary device}

Weird stuff to me. Next folk will be wiping their arse with their hands.

 

[double maxim]

Weird stuff to me. Next folk will be wiping their arse with their hands.

Peasants.

 

[Five-Quarter]

Weird stuff to me. Next folk will be wiping their arse with their hands.

I use a sponge mitt

I call it my poo puppet