Anyone got a poo stool

[Leon Solent]

I’ve just had to look them up. I couldn’t sit on one of those with my ample backside.
I once sat on the rim in the dark thinking the seat was down. At the moment of anticipated contact I found myself free-falling into eternity. It was heartstopping and movement-inducing. And cold.

 

[ErichZann]

Yeah use the bairns foot stool

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

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[ivanthereasonable]

Reading this thread has put a load on my mind. I'll very shortly make a deposit. It'll be a big one probably. Two day load. Didn't go at all yesterday

If i'm disappointed, there are going to be some unhappy people near me at the match, regardless of result.

 

[Shandy drinker]

Sounds a bit mediaeval
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[PeteFTM]

Do you not over balance and your arse slip into the pot like that?

Just had a cumbersome chod to shift this morning and this technique made it much easier to birth

 

[Five-Quarter]

Just had a cumbersome chod to shift this morning and this technique made it much easier to birth

Funny you say that. Was sat a while this morning thinking I must get some more fibre in my diet.

Might be helpful if you could upload a video perhaps tomorrow to show the rest of us how to do it

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

Dr is gonna get a shock next time he asks me to give him a stool sample and I tell him I'll e mail him the link

 

[monkeytassle]

In our bangalore office I found footprints on the seat. They had to put up signs asking people not to stand on the seats to have a Douglas.

 

[JAZZMANB]

It promotes a healthy poo position, we’re naturally supposed to be in a low-squat position to shite

Then you slash everywhere without a hand down there

 

[Whey]

Missus has just asked me if she can get one..

Quick Amazon search and loads of them

When did your sex life begin to evaporate?

 

[BiG]

I always have a stool when I poo. Sometimes more than one.

 

[PeteFTM]

Then you slash everywhere without a hand down there

It doesn’t impact where your chomp lies

 

[kyle's left foot]

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So what we are saying theres a direct correlation between how your supposed to sit to shit, and the 'leaning forward concentration fifa position'?

 

[BigPete]

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Just hoy ya legs up bit balance and core workout while ya shite

 

[S.S.R..]

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Colin Health sounds like a UKIP candidate name.

 

[SAFCOldie]

Honestly, next time you go for a pap hold your knees and pull your legs back to your chest and see how much better it is

Thank you for the tip. I tried it this morning, of a fashion that is, worked a treat. Will try again tomorrow to rule out anomalies but certainly on first test flight the eagle did land.

 

[Billericay Dichio]

A poo podium then?

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Just having a at work now and it's just not as satisfying without my poo step.