Andy Carroll is my new neighbour



Gone and bought Rod Stewart's old house

Bet there is a load of caravans on the fields in no time

He’s surprisingly sound as a pound. Her family are rough and his mates are a bit Essex mind.

Met him last summer and spent an evening chatting until the small hours at The Curtain in Shoreditch and he had nothing but good things to say about us, his Mams family are Sunderland fans.
 
He’s surprisingly sound as a pound. Her family are rough and his mates are a bit Essex mind.

Met him last summer and spent an evening chatting until the small hours at The Curtain in Shoreditch and he had nothing but good things to say about us, his Mams family are Sunderland fans.

Might nip over with a beer for him then
 

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