Andy Carroll is my new neighbour

[Kubicki26]

Pillars of Hercules must be minted

 

[Billy2Sheds]

Another easy money millionaire

And what about Andy Carroll?

 

[pavarotti1980]

the house has a cracking full size pitch in the grounds.

Imagine inviting the mates round for a kick about and it being just as good as West Ham pitch in the Olympic Stadium

ps to confirm having met him a couple of times through work he is as thick as a whale omelette

 

[Epping]

the house has a cracking full size pitch in the grounds.

Imagine inviting the mates round for a kick about and it being just as good as West Ham pitch in the Olympic Stadium

ps to confirm having met him a couple of times through work he is as thick as a whale omelette

The pitch is immaculate.i have one of rods footballs.

The dog found it in a ditch that runs alongside the pitch

 

[pavarotti1980]

The pitch is immaculate.i have one of rods footballs.

The dog found it in a ditch that runs alongside the pitch

how does it compare to the pitch behind your mansion

 

[ravydavygravy]

Would need a few members of staff to keep that in good nick like.

Half a dozen gardeners to start with.

 

[JAZZMANB]

Has he hit the bar yet

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Would need a few members of staff to keep that in good nick like.

Half a dozen gardeners to start with.

Hope he doesn't poach the team of au pairs working for Epps.

 

[jubblies]

He used to live in my estate and loved petting my bulldog.

Carroll not Epps

 

[pavarotti1980]

He used to live in my estate and loved petting my bulldog.

Carroll not Epps

Is that a euphemism

 

[Secret Visage]

Handy if you need your drive trarmacing.

 

[Deleted member 18718]

Ask him if you can borrow a cup of sugar, I bet he keeps coke in his sugar jar.

 

[buster]

I often wonder just how wealthy Epping is like. There are enough clues to suggest he's a multi-millionaire.

Every single clue given by Epping himself.

 

[waddy999]

Lisa Snowdon, Bradley Walsh, Aunty Carol, Davy Epping... who else?

 

[Epping]

Lisa Snowdon, Bradley Walsh, Aunty Carol, Davy Epping... who else?

Lisa Snowdon.. new one on me

 

[Whitburnmakem]

How has Lisa snowdon even got any money !

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Hope the property includes a nice large paddock for him to trot around in

 

[cornish mackem]

@Epping 5am tomorrow. Start singing through his letterbox




Wake up Maggie twat I think I got something to say to you!

Tidied

 

[Deleted member 15970]

No idea.. a quick Google shows he has a worth of 20 million or so



Fuck off..


It's a campervan

It is a (white) van and you camp in it.

 

[cornish mackem]

You don’t think so?

Quick google has him at 60 PL goals in 200ish games despite being a bit of a shambles professionally.

That’s not too shabby is it?

If he had peter Crouches professionalism( same position) he could have had a better career.

how does it compare to the pitch behind your mansion

It’s the same one