ALL NUFC and Sportwashing stuff in here. (Threads will be merged)

[Roker Mackem]

What if they said the owners were murderers and the manager was Eddie Howe?

 

[wev17]

This is massively underwhelming for Newcastle like. Its probably the same guy who would have got the job if Ashley was still there.

 

[MONTYMCPHAIL]

Howard Wilkinson moment for the scum

 

[Roker Mackem]

Sadly unlikely but not beyond the realms of possibility. He’s got to persuade his family to relocate 300 miles oop here to the cold grim north and start eating stottie cake.

Sadly? I hope he doesnt back out

 

[mcq10]

Sadly? I hope he doesnt back out

I do. Imagine Eddie Howe turning you down man. It would break them

 

[Roker Mackem]

Howard Wilkinson moment for the scum

Haha not quite. Theres was Kinnear surely?

I do. Imagine Eddie Howe turning you down man. It would break them

Haha yeah see your point

 

[Mr Redknapp]

Sadly? I hope he doesnt back out

What Newcastle need is stability, give him a 7 year extension

 

[Bears Beets]

Feel like pure shit, just want Ashley back

 

[JL1985]

He’s got experience of getting promoted from the championship I suppose.

 

[REDM1ST]

Sadly unlikely but not beyond the realms of possibility. He’s got to persuade his family to relocate 300 miles oop here to the cold grim north and start eating stottie cake.

Stottie cake will probably swing it like.

 

[Amsterdam_mackem]

One thing about all this that keeps going around my head about all this is sports washing.

Now mags or the areshole pundits and journalists supporting this should think about the barbaric Saudis involvement in this and ask

1. Do they even like football.
2. Do they even like boxing.

To me it's a no. On point 2 they get the big bouts and just sit there bored out of their tits and I've no doubt they're thoughts are the same with football.

We may be shit but our canny rich owner actually likes the sport.

The WWE have a show in Saudi each year. The fans look completely uninterested, playing on their phones with their backs turned to the wrestling. Even piped in crowd noises. The prince requested what wrestlers he wanted. Most of them had been dead for 20 years (Andre the giant, macho man, ultimate warrior) even refused to let them leave the country because of a problem with money. Only let women wrestle because of public pressure.

 

[REDM1ST]

I do. Imagine Eddie Howe turning you down man. It would break them

Would be hilarious

 

[LewisLad]

If somebody said 6 weeks ago you’d have new owners and manager I’d have been delighted.

Ashley appoints Eddie Howe and the bedsheets are out

 

[Wearside Wanderer II]

Which journalist would they have to murder and dismember to make Caulkin stop the sentimental arse-licking? Can't get over what a patsy he has become.

he will be the Mags communications manager by season end.

 

[wisemensaysteve]

What Newcastle need is stability, give him a 7 year extension

He will be lucky to get a 7-month stay of execution

 

[suddick mac]

Sadly unlikely but not beyond the realms of possibility. He’s got to persuade his family to relocate 300 miles oop here to the cold grim north and start eating stottie cake.

Fucks rang with stottie cake like? Think that'll be the least of his worries when him and his family start getting harrassed when it goes pete tong.

 

[Deleted member 30053]

The first mercenary rises above the parapet.

Always thought it would be someone foreign; not Eddie Howe!!!!

 

[UrbanFox]

Henceforth known as Eidy Howe?

 

[REDM1ST]

Can someone hoy a quick breakdown of who they’ve been linked with and who is now the favourite please

 

[Lipso]

They will get relegated under Howe, 100%. It’s the kind of appointment we made with Grayson. “He fits the bill”, when in actual fact, it’s a f***ing terrible appointment.