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Recommend me a funny film.

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Sieve And Let Die

New Bond Ted Danson doesn't just thwart an evil voodoo gang, he also shows his expertise in the kitchen by only starting to bake a cake when the flour has been properly prepared.
 

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Pope

Intergalactic war rages as the Jedi, led by Steve Guttenberg's Obi Wan Kenobi, attempt to bring down the evil leader of the Empire, Darth Benedict XVII. Featuring Edward from Jedward as C3PO
 
The Gran With The Golden Gums

James Bond is nauseated to find he has to seduce the 80-year-old villain behind a spate of assassinations but is pleasantly surprised by the blowjob he gets when she takes her teeth out.
 
Reservoir Dags

Joe Mangle stars in this Aussie crime caper. Worth watching if only for the notorious scene in which Alf Stewart ties a policeman to a chair, bends over to him, then says 'rack off, drongo' in his ear.
 
The Spy Who Drugged Me

Maverick director hoffmeister takes the Bond franchise into new territory as 007 replaces his Walther PPK with rohypnol and gives a glamorous Russian spy a night of passion that she'll never remember.

Poonraker

The legendary superspy abandons all pretence at trying to save the world and just focuses on nailing all the pussy he can get his hands on while poor old 006 does all the hard work.

Your Four Eyes Only

Bond (who is rapidly turning into a useless randy little twat) is distracted from his mission by a new-found fetish for girls who wear glasses.
 
The Secret Life of Walter Hetty

Steve Guttenberg receives an oskar nomination for his brilliant portrayal of internet schizophrenic Walter Hetty.

Walter a sensitive mothers boy masquerading as a football thug, and Hetty a conniving fake cripple, are both played as separate characters by Guttenberg.

Their continuing internet battle is as sad as it is uproariously funny.

Based on a true story.
 
Mocktopussy

007's arch-enemy turns out to a cunningly-disguised (and anatomically very realistic) post-op transsexual.

A Poo To A Kill

Scraping the barrel at the end of Ted Danson's tenure as Bond, our hero takes out the criminal mastermind who threatens the world - after he's taken the Sunday to the bog for a nice, leisurely shit.

The Living Dee-Lite

Bond takes on a frankly pointless mission to see what the short-lived funk/dance act of the early 90s is up to these days, and if the singer is still worth one.

Licence To Krill

A typo in the paperwork reduces Bond to investigating shrimp-like marine plankton which frankly is doing very little to take over the world these days.

GoldenJapsEye

New, action-packed Bond epic, notable for the chat up line, "How pet, I hear you shag like a rabbit. Well Av got 24 carats for thee la..." Starring skellatits as 007.

The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies

Bond is disgusted to find his latest mission is genuinely hard work, as he has to restructure the world's energy strategy and prevent a new ice age. He'd been hoping to knock off early and spend the weekend smashing Michelle Yeoh's back doors in.
 
Pete's Claggon

In this mix of cartoon and live action, American child protege Sickly O' Cute stars as young Pete, whose life is blighted by a stubborn dangleberry - to hilarious effect.

Steve Guttenbergs motion capture as the hardy winnit is a joy to behold.
 
All About Steve Guttenberg

Steve Guttenberg stars in this Steve Guttenberg biopic, written and directed by Steve Guttenberg.

Rated Guttenberg: Contains sustained mild Steve, full-frontal Guttenbergs, and Steve Guttenberg themes.
 
The Gerld Is Not Enough

007 complains to Roger that more class threads haven't made it onto the Gold Board.

Buy Another Gay

Bond poses as a Friend of Dorothy looking to pay for rent boys, which turns out to not be nearly as gay as an invisible car, a giant ice palace and windsurfing over a tsunami. To keep his cover intact while looking at Halle Berry's pert chebs, 007 has to think about Madonna's veiny knee- grazers from the fencing scene.

Epping said:
Chicken Casino Royale...

Bond caper in where he gambles his life on undercooked BK uirger...
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...which of course was the unofficial version with David Niven and Peter Sellers ;-)

Casino Royale With Cheese

Quentin Tarantino delivers on his promise to do "Bond with a difference" as all the action is replaced by an endless conversation about what the food's like in France.
 
The African Queen

The story of Nelson Mandela's incarceration, and the real reason he and Winnie split.

National Vulva

Elizabeth Taylor plays the horse known as The Pie, who gets gang raped at Becher's. Hence the first National with no finishers.
 
offSideways

Two Premier League Referees reaching middle age with not much to show but disappointment, embark on a week long road trip through California's wine country, just as one is about to take a trip down the Leagues. Starring Sean Bean as Mike Dean and Steve Guttenberg as Mark Clattenburg.
 
Wrecks and Dogs and Wok and Rolls

Bizarre four way biopic of Jacques Cousteau, Barbara Woodhouse, Ken Hom and John Robson Gregg. None of the four leading characters ever meet or have anything in the way of a connection (indeed, Gregg dies when Hom is in his early teens and still living in the USA).
 
Arkle said:
Wrecks and Dogs and Wok and Rolls

Bizarre four way biopic of Jacques Cousteau, Barbara Woodhouse, Ken Hom and John Robson Gregg. None of the four leading characters ever meet or have anything in the way of a connection (indeed, Gregg dies when Hom is in his early teens and still living in the USA).
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Genius :lol:

I love the process of:

1) Pick a real title

2) Change it to something stupid

3) Try and find a story that fits the new stupid title :-D
 
24 Dour Party People

Anarchic tale of the 1998 New Labour Party Conference in Madchester, set to covers of Things Can Only Get Better by The Durutti Column, Joy Division and 808 State.

Starting Tony Wilson as Tony Blair, Rob Gretton as Gordon Brown, Rowetta as Peter Mandleson and Stephen Patrick Morrissey as Mo Mowlem.
 
Calvin and the Chipmunks

A family of cute singing chipmunks gets into trouble when the mischievous eldest brother founds a new Puritanical form of Protestantism and gets them embroiled in religious tensions and the Swiss Reformation.
 
Cock Block & No f***ing Travels

True story of internet fraudster Tommy J, and his failed mission in America to provide 'cheb shots' and 'upskirts', as it's left to the conquering USA Army to provide the goods.

A low budget film, costing only Beery's airmiles, and using a totally amateur cast with Steve Gutenberg as Tommy J, and the Portland Timbers as the Portland Timbers.
 
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