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My lass and my Tea

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Madmarx said:
gather ye rosebuds while ye may :)

i would try to get a qiuck nosh while its still on the menu too
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:lol: 10 weeks and counting.

Already been with her almost 9 years so the "nosh" was whipped off the menu ages ago. :cry:
 

mr pants said:
still laughing at that picture. not quite "a stray dog/ shit" story but a comical collection of feable left-over party snacks if ever i saw one :lol:

have you eat it, or did you just launch it at her ?
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nah i ate it, had to put the phonebook on it for a bit first tho.
 
mr pants said:
still laughing at that picture. not quite "a stray dog/ shit" story but a comical collection of feable left-over party snacks if ever i saw one :lol:

have you eat it, or did you just launch it at her ?
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I thought that, but the poor bloke would end up in clink for GBH if he hit, thats bigger than a 3lb mallet!!And white bread anarl look at all the pastry. She trying to kill you off;)
 
That's poor, email her the link for this thread, she needs to know......
 
Allenwhite78 said:
Had to show yous this. Gets in from work, my lass says "teas in kitchen", goes in and see`s this....


cant even get me gob round it, ridiculous. Been to work all day and get this shite!!

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I somehow find that hard to believe if you're anything like your avatar. :lol:

Just open the the zip and make sure no pink hippos are gobbling up behind you!!!
 
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thats simply not good enough.

i reckon you should show her this thread to show her that its not just you that finds that to be a wholly inappropriate meal. FFS, you gan to graft and come back to that. she should be on her f***ing last warning.

as for the presentation, f***ing hell, she cuts a scotch egg in half, thats it, does she expect you to be f***ing impressed?
 
Guinness Guzzler said:
thats simply not good enough.

i reckon you should show her this thread to show her that its not just you that finds that to be a wholly inappropriate meal. FFS, you gan to graft and come back to that. she should be on her f***ing last warning.

as for the presentation, f***ing hell, she cuts a scotch egg in half, thats it, does she expect you to be f***ing impressed?
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To be fair, that was probably the "serving suggestion" on the packet
 
What's in the sandwich?

No stray dogs have shit in your house lately??? :lol::lol::lol:
 
chunkylover53 said:
was the sausage roll heated?
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nah, it was half a git long one from a pack of 783748374 from morrisons. Nowt but the best for me.

Maybes that stray dog had been fed by my lass and just had to go there and then.
 
maybe when she.s had the bairn you can get her some work dry stone walling?
 
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