mux
Striker
You're an enabler for poor shopping habits and obviously love expensive supermarkets over cheap independent businesses.
"nO I'm ThE ExaCT oPpoSitE" you'll no doubt say.
Barry’s Bargain Superstore In Consett
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"nO I'm ThE ExaCT oPpoSitE" you'll no doubt say.
mux
Striker
Raging
herra soul mob
Winger
Old Prestonian
Striker
Wilfy
Striker
The tins are the size of a wheelie bin man.
pfoz88
Midfield
I’ve had my eye on the massive jars of sharwoods mango chutney, think they’re 5 litre? Barry was charging a fiver, now down to 4 quid!! Bear in mind how much a small jar of mango chutney is in Tesco or wherever. I have no real need for that much mango chutney but it’s too good a deal man.
Ciro_DiMarzio
Winger
Was in earlier today. 96 bottles of moretti for £24. Can't be robbed.
They aren’t though. Good knows what the normal retail price is. Mind he is 99p for a liter of concentrated orange juice which isn’t cheap either.
see the size of the blackcurrant cordials and lime cordials ? I think if was £2.49 for a container you couldn’t lift on your own. It would last a pub a year never mind a normal household.
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Mackem DJ
Striker
Come on man, it's a good news story and since when did beer go out of date?
You're always putting the knife into Barry's back but you never have a bad word for those two goons in Wrekenton.
zinedine
Striker
* Consett mythology has it the tins are indeed bigger than a wheelie bin. With each bullet carefully wrapped in gold leaf which has been rubbed on the thighs of the most beautiful Medomsley road virgins and eunuchs. Nee ugly ones.
It is said angels appear on chariots of gold, while playing Siren like mind hallucinating tunes on silver strung, diamond studded harps, as you eat one. An ambrosia like taste sensation of the gods for just 5 quid. So they are a giveaway at that price, it has to be said.
* Consett mythology is like Greek mythology. But instead of tales of god's, demons and heroes its all about Barry (and Wetherspoon's.)
Edit: I've gone too far, haven't I? It's a tin of f***ing black bullets.
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Old Prestonian
Striker
It was the mention of virgins in Consett where you stretched credibility.* Consett mythology has it the tins are indeed bigger than a wheelie bin. With each bullet carefully wrapped in gold leaf which has been rubbed on the thighs of the most beautiful Medomsley road virgins and eunuchs. Nee ugly ones.
It is said angels appear on chariots of gold, while playing Siren like mind hallucinating tunes on silver strung, diamond studded harps, as you eat one. An ambrosia like taste sensation of the gods for just 5 quid. So they are a giveaway at that price, it has to be said.
* Consett mythology is like Greek mythology. But instead of tales of god's, demons and heroes its all about Barry (and Wetherspoon's.)
I've gone too far, haven't I?
zinedine
Striker
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Old Prestonian
Striker
Plenty of them due to sledging incidents.
zinedine
Striker
Aye that year round snow will create a few. Apparently Consett hospital has the only eunuch department in the whole of England.
herra soul mob
Winger
cricket games up there must be something else
Old Prestonian
Striker
They don't play cricket. They have an outdoor, all year round curling rink.
