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Striker
Hiyaaaaaaaa
You can picture what he's like. Probably lives on his own or with a wife he hates. Smelly, doesnt get out much. Probably lives in a scruffy part of tha Toon in a two bed terrace.
Most of the North East is a shithole and most blokes live on their own or with a wife they hate. Please narrow it down further.