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NUFC/Sportswashing - Summer 2022

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Heard some talking in the pub last week. Apparently there was 36000 tried to get a ST when they went on sale and couldn’t. Talking about needing a 82000 capacity stadium and it selling out every week, all of this with a straight face.

Wasn’t so long ago Mike Ashley was giving away tickets. Imagine having 60,000 empty seats when things go tits up.
 

I but Man Utd aren’t a nation like Geordie arabia

It’s mandatory to wear a toon top every day of the week and wait on a website for a season ticket before being locked out of the cathedral on the hill every Saturday afternoon

Oh and when you do venture outside of the city walls it is also mandatory to tell everyone where you’re from and play on the accent
Nailed it well marra 👍
 
Wasn’t so long ago Mike Ashley was giving away tickets. Imagine having 60,000 empty seats when things go tits up.
.....which they inevitably will! There is zero chance the owners will build a new stadium. To get to the capacity they desire it would cost close to 1bn. If they added another 30k seats and managed to extract 1k per seat per year it would take 33 years to pay back. They will make the right noises, like the are considering it etc. but they won't. They have already dampened the idea of a new training ground saying it will take 3-5 years so instead give the old one a lick of paint. These guys aren't daft. Sold by Summer '26.
 
.....which they inevitably will! There is zero chance the owners will build a new stadium. To get to the capacity they desire it would cost close to 1bn. If they added another 30k seats and managed to extract 1k per seat per year it would take 33 years to pay back. They will make the right noises, like the are considering it etc. but they won't. They have already dampened the idea of a new training ground saying it will take 3-5 years so instead give the old one a lick of paint. These guys aren't daft. Sold by Summer '26.
There’s no way they’d pull down SJP after just spending money on having the windows cleaned.
 
There’s no way they’d pull down SJP after just spending money on having the windows cleaned.

Note further that using the pre-covid accounts they were extracting just over 23 quid per fan per game. That grosses up, over 19 games, to 437 per season. At those levels it will take 50+ years to recoup the stadium cost.

Prices will rise, and in a working class area that is not something to be proud of.
 
Note further that using the pre-covid accounts they were extracting just over 23 quid per fan per game. That grosses up, over 19 games, to 437 per season. At those levels it will take 50+ years to recoup the stadium cost.

Prices will rise, and in a working class area that is not something to be proud of.
Not forgetting this period of austerity. Could be 2 years could be 5 etc , who knows ?
People aren't going to spend money on going to watch eddieball 30% possession when unable to heat house or feed the kids.
 
Not forgetting this period of austerity. Could be 2 years could be 5 etc , who knows ?
People aren't going to spend money on going to watch eddieball 30% possession when unable to heat house or feed the kids.

Good point. Also, whilst I hope it never returns there is also the prospect of playing with zero fans present. These guys are too shrewd to commit to a 1bn project against that background.

But I wouldn't rule out a SE training base at some point.
 
.....which they inevitably will! There is zero chance the owners will build a new stadium. To get to the capacity they desire it would cost close to 1bn. If they added another 30k seats and managed to extract 1k per seat per year it would take 33 years to pay back. They will make the right noises, like the are considering it etc. but they won't. They have already dampened the idea of a new training ground saying it will take 3-5 years so instead give the old one a lick of paint. These guys aren't daft. Sold by Summer '26.
They're buying or in advanced negotiations to buy a lot of land around SJP and the local area...think they may be in it for the long haul unfortunately.

Just trying to ignore the fucka's tbh mate.
 
"A wernt eet bacon or tomaterz cos they're red and a wernt hev tha mackems emptee red seeeets cos av gorran emptee fat red heeeed aal reddeee"

(@maginpeace you can't report this one you snidey weirdo)
Not sure what that means. I’ve never reported a post.
.....which they inevitably will! There is zero chance the owners will build a new stadium. To get to the capacity they desire it would cost close to 1bn. If they added another 30k seats and managed to extract 1k per seat per year it would take 33 years to pay back. They will make the right noises, like the are considering it etc. but they won't. They have already dampened the idea of a new training ground saying it will take 3-5 years so instead give the old one a lick of paint. These guys aren't daft. Sold by Summer '26.
I think most newcastle fans don’t want a new stadium tbf. I don’t even want it extended. Happy as it is.
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Heard some talking in the pub last week. Apparently there was 36000 tried to get a ST when they went on sale and couldn’t. Talking about needing a 82000 capacity stadium and it selling out every week, all of this with a straight face.
Aye all panicking they couldn’t get one

Yet they were nowhere to be seen when they gave away 10 thousand for absolutely free not long ago….
 
Aye all panicking they couldn’t get one

Yet they were nowhere to be seen when they gave away 10 thousand for absolutely free not long ago….
I mean, the reasoning behind this is exactly the same as why SOL isn’t a sellout every week.

That said, I’ve got zero time for these pricks who gave up their season tickets then think they should be front of the queue. Fuck that.
 
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