Russia invading Ukraine (NEWS/UPDATES)

[MackemBob]

What have I missed here?

Are we all going to die

Mebbes, eventually.

Or it may be to do with the nuclear boys being put on standby.

 

[Deleted member 41188]

It’s mental like.

‘They’re talking aggressively’ after he’s literally invaded a country. Poor old Russia eh.

Cernt.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Vlad tried to set off the nukes but the remote needs new batteries.

He’s now looking for the sky remote and will probably just steal those batteries.

Warheads incoming

Best have one last wank then

 

[Deleted member 41188]

Hope this is true

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Love a good long url.

 

[Yer da claims JSA]

Best have one last wank then

I’ve sent Tanya to the shop. Want to die in peace

 

[MackneyHackem]

Yup my arse has dropped and I've had a nose bleed FFS . Big hugs my friend xx

Incredible.

 

[genewolf]

It's not in their DNA

And maybe that's why they have a third rate country populated by brutish drunks.

 

[Scotty]

On a plus note if nuclear war occurs, we will get rid of The Don and Charlie Meths for good

cockroaches are always the last to go

 

[MackemBob]

Well technically yes, we are. What some of us, including me, are shitting ourselves about is whether it might be sooner rather than later. Having said that, I do like the flowchart upthread and will be hanging on to that.

It’s a cracker. Applies in absolutely any situation that causes you worry, not just the risk of some Russian bellwhiff pressing a button.

 

[look out piano]

Vlad tried to set off the nukes but the remote needs new batteries.

He’s now looking for the sky remote and will probably just steal those batteries.

Warheads incoming

Let's hope the batteries have leaked rendering the remote useless.

 

[bobster999]

Yup my arse has dropped and I've had a nose bleed FFS . Big hugs my friend xx

At least it wasn't the other way around

 

[The King of Um]

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Government should do the locks and then hand it over to the first Ukrainian refugees to arrive.

Tell him that if he wants to argue the case for its return he can come to the UK and visit the letting agent, whose office is in Hereford.

 

[Wrenthorpe Mackem]

FFS man @Maravilla is already shiteing himself, really poor choice of words.

Oops. Sorry!

 

[look out piano]

At least it wasn't the other way around

That happened once before after I ingested diamataceous earth when I had an arse like the sarlac pit a few years ago. Pretty grim it was, dialled 111 .

 

[herra soul mob]

just get pissed

 

[Yer da claims JSA]

Let's hope the batteries have leaked rendering the remote useless.

You don’t want to be getting battery acid on your nuclear warheads ffs

That’s like pouring petrol on your cache of grenades and fireworks

 

[peachy]

Well technically yes, we are. What some of us, including me, are shitting ourselves about is whether it might be sooner rather than later. Having said that, I do like the flowchart upthread and will be hanging on to that.

"Worry is useless waste of energy"

A quote I like to remember in worrying times.

 

[Mercia Blackcat]

Get a grip. You can't just back down because of threats from a nutter when the end result would be the end of Russia. Fuck Putin.

Both the West and Russia have been on nuclear alert before.

 

[hardlife]

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Need to be kicking this scum out one way or the other.

 

[look out piano]

Incredible.

I know. Since we're all probably going to die shall we be friends ?