NUFC Sportswashing 2022

[Alfa]

Read an article in the Athletic today that says the following:

“Newcastle are scouring the market, trying to find out which players are available, and there are claims that they have as many as 45 potential options for certain positions — and those lists will only continue to grow.”

Not sure 45 potential players per position is the most well thought approach to recruitment

I’d call it scattergun but maybe that would be misconstrued in their case …

 

[Blyth]

So the player who they think will sign before the weekend is starting for Athletico tonight

 

[Exile 1968]

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Telling you this takeover is stinking

 

[Mowgli]

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Why are they trying ti loan a bloke out of contract in the summer. Buy him if money is no object now?

 

[Zig81]

I’ve never heard of a club previously telling every fucker who they are buying

 

[Exile 1968]

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[Binxy]

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[Bear]

Don’t read the Sun.

Wouldn’t wipe me arse with it

 

[Row 3]

Difficult choice for Lingard - either go to a club fighting for a CL place and where he's already had success and feted by the fans, or go to a club owned by murderers and battling relegation where the fans stink of shit.

But "money talks" apparently.

TBF they stink of stale sweat.

And shit

 

[freckletooth]

I’d call it scattergun but maybe that would be misconstrued in their case …

Scrattergun more like

 

[Roker Mackem]

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Why are they trying ti loan a bloke out of contract in the summer. Buy him if money is no object now?

Terrified of relegation and having to offload them all

 

[Old Money]

Just so they don't forget, NUFC and supporters are complicit in their odious son's of a camels ballsack regimes actions of killing school children, stoning women, throwing gays off buildings and many other vile atrocities.

 

[Dave Hosselhaff]

There’s nothing like a bit of lads on mags violence, good story

Suppose you had to be there. Loudmouth mag coming into a staunch SAFC office. Bye now

 

[Raker]

Two of us shared an office and we had a SAFC team photo on the wall. In walks a newbie from Gosforth taking the piss out of the photo.

Pinned to the wall by my colleague on his first day. Didn't come back.

Good stuff, did ya take his dinner money anarl?

 

[leerik_canamole]

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Why are they trying ti loan a bloke out of contract in the summer. Buy him if money is no object now?

Even Lingaard is laughing at the idea

 

[mediaclee]

Suppose you had to be there. Loudmouth mag coming into a staunch SAFC office. Bye now

If you thought I was being sarcastic I was categorically not. The thought of a smug mag fucker gripped up against the wall made me laugh mate

 

[Rokerparkpies]

I'm no expert but this whole takeover saga.. something just doesnt sit right with me..I know it's a biased view but it looks at best amateurish..clueless even..scattergun approach to appointments and recruitment..or is that I just divvent undastaand????

 

[Roker Mackem]

I'm no expert but this whole takeover saga.. something just doesnt sit right with me..I know it's a biased view but it looks at best amateurish..clueless even..scattergun approach to appointments and recruitment..or is that I just divvent undastaand????

Youre just a jealous mackem.


Johnson

 

[Rokerparkpies]

Youre just a jealous mackem.


Johnson

I'm that jealous..I think its time..

 

[PaddySAFC97]

Two of us shared an office and we had a SAFC team photo on the wall. In walks a newbie from Gosforth taking the piss out of the photo.

Pinned to the wall by my colleague on his first day. Didn't come back.

I love a mag at work thread.