Who is your best friend on this message board and why?

[ebb]

I am quite new and to be honest finding it difficult to make friends as most of the people I've spoken to on here are of low intelligence, working class types. I would like to befriend someone who is middle to upper class with at least 3 Cocker Spaniels and Mole skin trousers
Please apply via my message box

As mentioned on another thread I wear a cheap casio watch and drive a Golf. Am I in?

 

[Peegee]

Very enjoyable sport, Mumsie looks after a number of Hunters

Does she polish their equipment??

 

[Rick O Shea]

I have a pair of moleskin trousers - Kohler German paratroop government surplus. Got them in 1980 ish - and they're still going strong. Great for hiking, DIY etc.

They have been washed and, just to be clear, I've never invaded Poland or Crete.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I recall one poster randomly messaging me about UFOs and alien abductions in the Gateshead area that he was researching but it looks like his username was deleted after rereading the DM.

After rereading the message it was either fox Mulder or that crank off rich planet

Think Rich Planets first ever documentary was about the Gateshead UFO

 

[Gelan]

The depression thread is a good place to find friends...nobody hurts each other there.

 

[mux]

Ahem

f***ing love yay me.

Witton Gilbert twats have cancelled our gig again though so I'm blacklisting them

We need another Berlin trip mate, bring your lass

 

[Snappy]

No, I hate you.

I know for a fact you love @avacado though.

 

[SAFCOldie]

Think Rich Planets first ever documentary was about the Gateshead UFO

The Gateshead Greys Superb stuff.

 

[Scunny Dan]

one of the benefits of one's box being permanently rammed is that I am spared such delights

FFS, double entendre of the year

 

[AB22 Easy Tiger]

multiple logins

Haha, no @Tex and @ReaL Madras

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

The Gateshead Greys Superb stuff.

Always remember the part where his Uncle supposedly smashed in the greys head with a shovel in a back lane and then they stored the dead body under the church on Bensham bank, “the perfect place to store a dead aliens body”

 

[ShieldsBlackCat2015]

Friend? What’s one of those?

 

[wisemensaysteve]

Haha, no @Tex and @ReaL Madras

I was kidding! honest

 

[SAFCOldie]

Always remember the part where his Uncle supposedly smashed in the greys head with a shovel in a back lane and then they stored the dead body under the church on Bensham bank, “the perfect place to store a dead aliens body”

 

[Gelan]

One of the benefits of one's box being permanently rammed is that I am spared such delights

f I'd have seen your post earlier I wouldn't have got a warning...it's the way that you say it DOH!

 

[cornish mackem]

Chinese communist party.

Why on earth would a nuclear power with over 1billion people infiltrate a Sunderland supporters forum ? We all think we are a bit special but haway man

 

[CatRyan]

FFS, double entendre of the year

Entirely intentional obvs

 

[Scunny Dan]

Entirely intentional obvs

I did think it probably was.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Why on earth would a nuclear power with over 1billion people infiltrate a Sunderland supporters forum ? We all think we are a bit special but haway man

Dinnar. Was just answering your question.

 

[cornish mackem]

Dinnar. Was just answering your question.

Whoever came up with that thought must be on a comedown and paranoid to fook