Hard Rock Cafe noocazzle

Saw it on Look North last night. It looked shite, like a cheap buffet place. Also, despite the reporter repeating how all the souveniors showcase noocazzles best, none of them were actually from magland (Washington, etc).

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Went to a couple in Vegas, one on the strip and a one off the strip futher down.

Lovely bait in both when we went, and was interesting looking at all the photos and clothes of the stars and memorabilia.
Exactly - that’s the entire model in one brief post and it works.
 
You lived down there? You never mentioned it! 😂
I hope I am mistaken tbh, but although Newcastle has a fair amount of tourists it is not like Edinburgh or London where it’s packed with tourists almost 365 days of the year.
Aye because I absolutely hated the bugger :lol:

Honestly I’m with you it’s rubbish but it’ll be ok. It’s very popular for cocktails. Turtle Bay is utter shite and is mad popular with students for 2 for 1 cocktails
Saw it on Look North last night. It looked shite, like a cheap buffet place. Also, despite the reporter repeating how all the souveniors showcase noocazzles best, none of them were actually from magland (Washington, etc).

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Perfect then. Exactly what the quayside is
 
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If you’ve ever been in a Hard Rock Cafe anywhere in the world, then you’ll know that it’ll be overpriced and shit.

Went in the Barcelona one as part of a coach tour years back. You had to tick what you wanted from a basic menu earlier in the day. On arrival, we were ushered quickly in and we'd barely got settled before the drinks and food arrived. They were hovering and as soon as you finished eating, the plate was whipped away and you were given dessert. We were asked to leave as soon as we'd finished as another bus was almost there and they needed the tables back. Wish we'd passed on the meal and just had tapas in a bar instead.
 
Went in the Barcelona one as part of a coach tour years back. You had to tick what you wanted from a basic menu earlier in the day. On arrival, we were ushered quickly in and we'd barely got settled before the drinks and food arrived. They were hovering and as soon as you finished eating, the plate was whipped away and you were given dessert. We were asked to leave as soon as we'd finished as another bus was almost there and they needed the tables back. Wish we'd passed on the meal and just had tapas in a bar instead.
It's quite the opposite from our experience, we ordered drinks and had our table kept as we browsed the memorabilia until we were ready to order food. Then no rush at all, other tables of people were getting up and dancing to the music.

Like I say this was in Las Vegas and I've never had a pull to go in others where I've been like Tenerife or Manchester as what you've mentioned is what I'd imagine them to be like
 
Will they have pj and Duncan memorabilia or will it be the same random guitars and stuff on the walls as all the other hard rock cafes
just been reading about it in the northern echo.
amongst stuff from sting and the animals there's a love letter from amy winehouse, a dress from taylor swift and ed sheeran's jumper.
 
Tried booking and it’s fully booked for weeks/months unless you’re wanting a Tuesday afternoon at 3pm, and given the pictures of the place it doesn’t look as attractive a proposition as other cities establishments, so will swerve it for a while I recon. Booked up to the London one in August with the bairns anyways.
 
It looks nothing like a Hard Rock Cafe, which is maybe a good thing.

The Times Square HRC is possible the worst restaurant I've ever been to. The Newcastle one looks like a canteen.
 
just been reading about it in the northern echo.
amongst stuff from sting and the animals there's a love letter from amy winehouse, a dress from taylor swift and ed sheeran's jumper.
That'll draw the crowds in!

Just seen some other pictures of it on Facebook, looks like it's got a really high ceiling /industrial look. I bet it's really noisy and echoey. Not good for music or live music
 

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