Keawyeds
Striker
Dogs give unconditional love - cats dream of opposing thumbs so they could fashion tools to stab you with.
This is scientific fact
They don't need to fashion tools to draw blood.
Also, you've probably never heard of polydactyl cats
Bit strange to give a cat a first name then call it Bob, due to a woman dressing up as a man on a tv show
@Wilfy is indeed correct.
However, Bob is called Bob, because she looks like "A Street Cat Named Bob". She's a big ginger ninja.
As she's a girl (yes I know Bob can also be applied to girls) She's Bob short for Kate - as opposed to Kate short for Bob
She also looks like Goose from Captain Marvel. @cheeses of nazereth superimposed Bob into the poster for me!
Erm, probably used to the plumber as he’s round yours so much while you’re out?
I work from home.
And I'll have you know he's a very gentle lover.
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