Ling's Cars

LINGsCARS said:
Lots of people mentioning you might get a new car soon... well...

Do you know what, if anyone wants a new car, you'll have to bloody get on with it as soon as this Death Virus lets us back outside.

Anyone here work at Nissan? EVERY new car factory in Europe (the World?) is closed... and Nissan workers can back me up when I say that after the cars that are sat around have been sold there will be FUCK ALL new cars for ages. Not just the factories that are the issue, there will be no parts to build the cars with, or windscreens, or tyres, plus quite a few workers will have pegged it. The new car prices will go up, and nearly-new cars and used car prices will go up too. This will be a supply nightmare. Cars will be like tinned tomatoes and loo roll. Start thinking ahead, this is a game changer, this Death Virus.

So, if I were you (anyone), I'd get orders in for PHYSICAL cars, as any factory orders will be stuffed. Buy what exists. There are some pre-reg Qashqais, some Citroens and that kind of shite floating around, but I wouldn't be too picky. 4-wheels, tick, get that one. Colour, any, tick, get that one.

Hope that helps.
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Parody?
Nuts either way.
Best of luck Lingscars.
 


LINGsCARS said:
Well, thanks so much... all you mental Mackems! I've been getting loads of stick from stiff car dealers lately on my Fb page, so these comments are a breath of fresh air :) Grassy Arse as they say at Real Madrid.

I attach my favourite nutty Mackem-based Nissan Qashqai advert in tribute. (all my own work). I knock out hundreds of these cars every year. Be proud! - Ling
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my absolute hero, what a lass
 
LINGsCARS said:
Ah, I'll take the opportunity to increase the price of every car beginning with T.

Has she considered the new Tesla Tampon? She can play really energetic sports while driving that one. It's very good for the environment, until she hoys it down the toilet and then floods the whole f***ing street :)


What's your finance on with, tiling the bathroom still? Lazy bastard :) Heh
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Ffs. Mad as a box of frogs
 
LINGsCARS said:
Ah, I'll take the opportunity to increase the price of every car beginning with T.

Has she considered the new Tesla Tampon? She can play really energetic sports while driving that one. It's very good for the environment, until she hoys it down the toilet and then floods the whole f***ing street :)


What's your finance on with, tiling the bathroom still? Lazy bastard :) Heh
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Absolutely creased 😆
 
LINGsCARS said:
Lots of people mentioning you might get a new car soon... well...

Do you know what, if anyone wants a new car, you'll have to bloody get on with it as soon as this Death Virus lets us back outside.

Anyone here work at Nissan? EVERY new car factory in Europe (the World?) is closed... and Nissan workers can back me up when I say that after the cars that are sat around have been sold there will be FUCK ALL new cars for ages. Not just the factories that are the issue, there will be no parts to build the cars with, or windscreens, or tyres, plus quite a few workers will have pegged it. The new car prices will go up, and nearly-new cars and used car prices will go up too. This will be a supply nightmare. Cars will be like tinned tomatoes and loo roll. Start thinking ahead, this is a game changer, this Death Virus.

So, if I were you (anyone), I'd get orders in for PHYSICAL cars, as any factory orders will be stuffed. Buy what exists. There are some pre-reg Qashqais, some Citroens and that kind of shite floating around, but I wouldn't be too picky. 4-wheels, tick, get that one. Colour, any, tick, get that one.

Hope that helps.
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Makes my decision to get a new one about 2 months ago looking a canny good one then. Got a cracking deal deal on it anarl.
 
LINGsCARS said:
Lots of people mentioning you might get a new car soon... well...

Do you know what, if anyone wants a new car, you'll have to bloody get on with it as soon as this Death Virus lets us back outside.

Anyone here work at Nissan? EVERY new car factory in Europe (the World?) is closed... and Nissan workers can back me up when I say that after the cars that are sat around have been sold there will be FUCK ALL new cars for ages. Not just the factories that are the issue, there will be no parts to build the cars with, or windscreens, or tyres, plus quite a few workers will have pegged it. The new car prices will go up, and nearly-new cars and used car prices will go up too. This will be a supply nightmare. Cars will be like tinned tomatoes and loo roll. Start thinking ahead, this is a game changer, this Death Virus.

So, if I were you (anyone), I'd get orders in for PHYSICAL cars, as any factory orders will be stuffed. Buy what exists. There are some pre-reg Qashqais, some Citroens and that kind of shite floating around, but I wouldn't be too picky. 4-wheels, tick, get that one. Colour, any, tick, get that one.

Hope that helps.
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Anybody wanna buy a 10 plate CRV , Honda maintained from new, just serviced and a 12 month ticket ...shall we say £15k and you can have the Haribo under the seats. 😄
 

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