Ling's Cars



LINGsCARS said:
hahaha, It really is me. I am sat at home in County Durham, twiddling my thumbs (bored). I'm unsure how else to prove it. Here's a photo, nits. Featuring Fred Secrets.
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:eek::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

absolute f***ing quality. @LINGsCARS lifting the mood in one of the shittest months in living memory. Genuinely, thankyou !
 
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Monkton mackem said:
Sarah. She can’t decide between the Tucson and the Tiguan. :lol:
Keep up the good work.
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Ah, I'll take the opportunity to increase the price of every car beginning with T.

Has she considered the new Tesla Tampon? She can play really energetic sports while driving that one. It's very good for the environment, until she hoys it down the toilet and then floods the whole f***ing street :)
Ambivalent Squirrel said:
i'm leasing a car once my finance is finished like :cool:
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What's your finance on with, tiling the bathroom still? Lazy bastard :) Heh
 
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LINGsCARS said:
Ah, I'll take the opportunity to increase the price of every car beginning with T.

Has she considered the new Tesla Tampon? She can play really energetic sports while driving that one. It's very good for the environment, until she hoys it down the toilet and then floods the whole f***ing street :)


What's your finance on with, tiling the bathroom still? Lazy bastard :) Heh
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Mental.
😂😂😂😂
 
LINGsCARS said:
Ah, I'll take the opportunity to increase the price of every car beginning with T.

Has she considered the new Tesla Tampon? She can play really energetic sports while driving that one. It's very good for the environment, until she hoys it down the toilet and then floods the whole f***ing street :)


What's your finance on with, tiling the bathroom still? Lazy bastard :) Heh
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Brilliant 😂
 
LINGsCARS said:
Ah, I'll take the opportunity to increase the price of every car beginning with T.

Has she considered the new Tesla Tampon? She can play really energetic sports while driving that one. It's very good for the environment, until she hoys it down the toilet and then floods the whole f***ing street :)


What's your finance on with, tiling the bathroom still? Lazy bastard :) Heh
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f***ing hell :lol:
you’ve found the perfect message board you f***ing radgie ( and that’s a compliment)
 
Lots of people mentioning you might get a new car soon... well...

Do you know what, if anyone wants a new car, you'll have to bloody get on with it as soon as this Death Virus lets us back outside.

Anyone here work at Nissan? EVERY new car factory in Europe (the World?) is closed... and Nissan workers can back me up when I say that after the cars that are sat around have been sold there will be FUCK ALL new cars for ages. Not just the factories that are the issue, there will be no parts to build the cars with, or windscreens, or tyres, plus quite a few workers will have pegged it. The new car prices will go up, and nearly-new cars and used car prices will go up too. This will be a supply nightmare. Cars will be like tinned tomatoes and loo roll. Start thinking ahead, this is a game changer, this Death Virus.

So, if I were you (anyone), I'd get orders in for PHYSICAL cars, as any factory orders will be stuffed. Buy what exists. There are some pre-reg Qashqais, some Citroens and that kind of shite floating around, but I wouldn't be too picky. 4-wheels, tick, get that one. Colour, any, tick, get that one.

Hope that helps.
 
LINGsCARS said:
Lots of people mentioning you might get a new car soon... well...

Do you know what, if anyone wants a new car, you'll have to bloody get on with it as soon as this Death Virus lets us back outside.

Anyone here work at Nissan? EVERY new car factory in Europe (the World?) is closed... and Nissan workers can back me up when I say that after the cars that are sat around have been sold there will be FUCK ALL new cars for ages. Not just the factories that are the issue, there will be no parts to build the cars with, or windscreens, or tyres, plus quite a few workers will have pegged it. The new car prices will go up, and nearly-new cars and used car prices will go up too. This will be a supply nightmare. Cars will be like tinned tomatoes and loo roll. Start thinking ahead, this is a game changer, this Death Virus.

So, if I were you (anyone), I'd get orders in for PHYSICAL cars, as any factory orders will be stuffed. Buy what exists. There are some pre-reg Qashqais, some Citroens and that kind of shite floating around, but I wouldn't be too picky. 4-wheels, tick, get that one. Colour, any, tick, get that one.

Hope that helps.
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Ling, can I have some of whatever was in that tea mug?
 
LINGsCARS said:
Lots of people mentioning you might get a new car soon... well...

Do you know what, if anyone wants a new car, you'll have to bloody get on with it as soon as this Death Virus lets us back outside.

Anyone here work at Nissan? EVERY new car factory in Europe (the World?) is closed... and Nissan workers can back me up when I say that after the cars that are sat around have been sold there will be FUCK ALL new cars for ages. Not just the factories that are the issue, there will be no parts to build the cars with, or windscreens, or tyres, plus quite a few workers will have pegged it. The new car prices will go up, and nearly-new cars and used car prices will go up too. This will be a supply nightmare. Cars will be like tinned tomatoes and loo roll. Start thinking ahead, this is a game changer, this Death Virus.

So, if I were you (anyone), I'd get orders in for PHYSICAL cars, as any factory orders will be stuffed. Buy what exists. There are some pre-reg Qashqais, some Citroens and that kind of shite floating around, but I wouldn't be too picky. 4-wheels, tick, get that one. Colour, any, tick, get that one.

Hope that helps.
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Canny. Makes more sense than that Steph lass from Boro on the bbc 👍
 

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