Newcastle FC (Aug 19)

[KNGHTHOOD]

Two mag fans doing a shop up before opening it. One says to the other " Bet a Mackem puts his face to the window and asks what are we selling". Sure enough a Mackem looks in, " What are you selling lads". Mag taking the piss says "Arseholes".
Mackem says " Fuckin hell your doing well, only two left".

 

[Reiver]

Some of these classless clowns are desperately Googling these new investors to try to find some dirt on them or at least prove they won't be putting in much money.

Yet they'd have been dancing in the streets if fake chancers like Staveley, Kenyon, Sheikh N'Bake, etc had managed to cobble up enough money to buy Ashley out.

If Dell had bought Newcastle they'd have danced across the Tyne and back ...

... 3rd division Sunderland are absolutely killing them and they know it

 

[Bears Beets]

Absolutely not obsessed.

Gorilla nonce

Also likes noncing dogs

 

[Grammar Police]

Twice you have said that today, that’s the league cup yes, the same cup you couldn’t sell out in a semi final at home yes?

Wheez this knacker?

 

[Dave Hosselhaff]

And when they don’t it’s because they’re boycoutting.

They try it all ways. Wa wa wa wa wa wa Newcassle wa wa wa wa

fuck off

 

[West_Winger]

They try it all ways. Wa wa wa wa wa wa Newcassle wa wa wa wa

fuck off

Spurs hammering them and their ladies team getting beaten off us tomorrow would be a pretty perfect day really.

 

[Dave Hosselhaff]

They try it all ways. Wa wa wa wa wa wa Newcassle wa wa wa wa

fuck off

wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa

wa wa

wa

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[Dilligaf60]

To be fair I think they are buyable, they've got a good, loyal support, no point denying it. What fucks them is that a) they're £350m (we're £40m, if you spent the extra £310m on the team I'm sure we'd be comfortably better than them) and b) I always think land is an issue. What do they actually own? They lease the ground don't they? And the land around it is council owned. We've got a lot of potential there that they simply don't have (unless I'm wrong)

You aren’t wrong mate. They are a sneeze and a fart away from oblivion. They need to catch on right quick.

 

[Chewit]

They are not right in the head, wired up wrong, strange thing is it’s not even a minority! How we live only 12 miles apart and completely different breeds baffles me mind, oh we’re geordies, horse punching, roul moat, Gazza, shouting at shops. Funerals, boat bouycotts, bedsheets, phone boxes, rioting, smashing up non league games, fog on the Tyne, yas divvent understand, threatening owners, cockney mafia, spitting on sir bobby, walk outs, stay aways, famous number nowt, he’s from wallsend I’m from wallsend, one club one city one united, Johan kebab, the list is endless the bunch of morons who the fuck would want to buy that

Can Go back to the 70s and invading pitches because results don’t go there way

 

[Julio]

This has made my day

 

[Grammar Police]

@underwaterwubbleduck is wooing him as we speak with his horrific banter

Chertle.

 

[Reiver]

This has made my day

And that's what they just can't handle.

They know these outbursts will have us in bits laughing but they just can't resist

 

[peil]

One of gravy monsters told me he wouldn't want Dell at NUFC because he donates money to The Friends of the Israeli Defence Forces and is a member of the powerful Jewish lobby that runs America

Fuck off man, they'd have half a dozen gimps cutting around in Kippah's and growing out their payot's at the very thought of him being involved up there

 

[Grammar Police]

Listen Muppet....Since Wembley has been rebuilt your bunch of delusional spenks have never QUALIFIED to play there. So much for being a big club.
WE have been there THREE times through competitions we have been involved in.
Also representing the North East at the National Stadium since it’s rebuild have been Boro, Gateshead, Whitley Bay (3 consecutive seasons), North Shields, Dunston, West Auckland, Spennymoor Town, Morpeth and I still have great memories of South Shields winning there.
We know how things are and that is why this (possible) takeover is exciting. We have been through the bad times with dignity (get someone to look it up for you).
Having Ashley as owner is better than you deserve.

And Darlington. They beat Mansfield in the FA Trophy, 2011.

 

[Dave Hosselhaff]

And that's what they just can't handle.

They know these outbursts will have us in bits laughing but they just can't resist

wa the mags wa the north east wa the well wa the mags

Pipe down sonny.

 

[Chewit]

The thing is most clubs would be happy with Ashley. I'm sure Sheff Wed, Leeds, Forest and Blackburn would settle for PL stability and in decent financial shape. But the Mags want an owner like Chelsea and City. They expect to be challenging for the top 4.

Our potential guys may be rich and able to pretty much quarrentee premiership football, but it’s still an investment and club will be ran prudently to ensure a return on investment is achieved. You can’t just throw money at the premiership, we have done that. It will need vision, strategy and leadership something we sadly lacked previously. There are plenty of prem clubs with deep pockets all trying to achieve the same thing. Many of them in better geographical locations. It will be all very familiar. But I would expect our support to be realistic about this

 

[Godric]

Do you have any comment on the subject of the thread or is 'nur nur ne nur nur' all you have

It's dafties like him that give their good/decent supporters a bad name

 

[soviet]

Makes sense. Lest we forget Scotswood, Elswick and Byker.

And Kenton, Blakelaw, Cowgate, Arthur's Hill, Newburn, Walker, etc

 

[Veryoldrokerender]

Spurs hammering them and their ladies team getting beaten off us tomorrow would be a pretty perfect day really.

Good weekend? Best ever ...

 

[Scootsie]

They’re absolute freaks the mags like.

Genuinely never known a set of fans like them.