Things that make you suspect someone may be a "wrongun"

[ouro]

I was actually going to suggest that cat lovers are wranguns. I suppose bewers get a free pass as they like things that are soft and cuddly but a grown man, particularly a single man, who owns cats is best given wide berth. Even moreso if said cat has a whacky name like Mr. Bigglesworth and owner insists on regaling you with stories of what a cheeky little minx the cat is.

Limp handshakes. Good call.
Complete teetotalers unless for health reasons.
Equally, people incapable of having a couple of pints and have to get absolutely bladdered and then turn into the Brown Bottle. On a Tuesday!
Beards.
Jobstopper tatts.
Flamboyant mincey gays.
Blokes with shaped eyebrows.
Trilby wearing neckbeards.
Grown men with a clear unhealthy obsession for Avril Lavigne
Anyone who says bollocks like ‘Trump is doing a great job’.


Ooooooooooh yes! Back of the net!

Hew!

 

[Typhoonftm]

Add to that, even worse if they are the ones who pull their trousers right down to their ankles, just to simply have a piss?

++ Use a trap for a piss.
+++Lock said door while having a piss in the trap.
++++ Drop trollies in said locked trap for a piss.

 

[Shivafever]

One or more broken cars in garden. Caravan in garden. Garden is a window to the soul.

 

[Tin Soldier]

++ Use a trap for a piss.
+++Lock said door while having a piss in the trap.
++++ Drop trollies in said locked trap for a piss.

how do you know this ?

 

[Sidewinder2]

When they can’t even post on the correct sub-forum

oof

 

[back_to_winning_ways]

Any bloke who goes into an empty pub bog with three urinals and stands at the middle one.

Can I ask why? It's obviously a bloke etiquette thing.
My husband thinks our daughter's boyfriend is weird because he always goes into a cubicle when they go into a public toilet

 

[KeefBeer]

what if it's just a slightly angled pitched roof?

That your local Andy?

 

[Arkle]

Anyone who won a speedboat on Bullseye.

 

[Typhoonftm]

how do you know this ?

Just surmising.

My husband thinks our daughter's boyfriend is weird because he always goes into a cubicle when they go into a public toilet

He is. Tell her to get rid asap. Probably has a tiny willy he wants to keep hidden.

 

[peil]

Can I ask why? It's obviously a bloke etiquette thing.
My husband thinks our daughter's boyfriend is weird because he always goes into a cubicle when they go into a public toilet

Stage fright, remarkably common

 

[Typhoonftm]

Can I ask why? It's obviously a bloke etiquette thing.

Because the etiquette is that if possible, you should leave a space between pissers. If he occupies the middle one, there's no room, and you have to stand next door to a fellow pisser.

Stage fright, remarkably common

Cubicle lagger

 

[Arkle]

Because the etiquette is that if possible, you should leave a space between pissers. If he occupies the middle one, there's no room, and you have to stand next door to a fellow pisser.

Yep. Also true with a trough. Go to one end if nobody else is there. Person 2 then goes to the other end.

 

[Deleted member 37549]

Any bloke who goes into an empty pub bog with three urinals and stands at the middle one.

Even worse if you're on an end, the other two are empty and someone comes in and uses the middle.
Also blokes who stand there shaking their cock for ages.
Also those that stand next to you ripping out farts.

 

[Harry Angstrom]

Blokes who do that random crim asking people the time thing.

People who tell you they don’t drink any kind of hot drinks.

People who don’t read fiction.

Lads who start a sentence “‘Ere...”

This.

Are they 7?

 

[errant]

Can I ask why? It's obviously a bloke etiquette thing.
My husband thinks our daughter's boyfriend is weird because he always goes into a cubicle when they go into a public toilet

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[WHD]

++ Use a trap for a piss.
+++Lock said door while having a piss in the trap.
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In our bogs at work there is only a urinal and a trap, so I often have to use the trap to have a piss. I now lock the door when I do this as I found people just walk in thinking it's empty (it's at 90 degrees to the entrance so you can't see straight in).

 

[peil]

Cubicle lagger

I'm setting myself up for a kicking here, but sod it - Friday night I was at the RuPaul Drag Race show with the missus. Got to intermission and went for a slash - 2 cubicles, 10 urinals. Queue of young lads all looking sheepish waiting for a cubicle cos some big lad in a jumpsuit and wig was having a whizz

 

[back_to_winning_ways]

Just surmising.


He is. Tell her to get rid asap. Probably has a tiny willy he wants to keep hidden.

Haha, they've been together for over 6 years so that's not happening.

 

[MackemBob]

I'm setting myself up for a kicking here, but sod it - Friday night I was at the RuPaul Drag Race show with the missus. Got to intermission and went for a slash - 2 cubicles, 10 urinals. Queue of young lads all looking sheepish waiting for a cubicle cos some big lad in a jumpsuit and wig was having a whizz

Once had to use the middle of three urinals as the outer two were occupied. Bloke on the right started singing, "....just the three of us....". Nearly broke the porcelain, I forced the piss out that fast. Passed up the handwash too.

 

[back_to_winning_ways]

Because the etiquette is that if possible, you should leave a space between pissers. If he occupies the middle one, there's no room, and you have to stand next door to a fellow pisser.


Cubicle lagger

All sounds very complicated
Mind I don't use public loos (even at work) unless I'm desperate.