Things that make you suspect someone may be a "wrongun"

[mini-x2]

People who are constantly on Facebook.
People who talk loudly about ‘beak’ on the phone while in Morrisons.
People who have full sleeve tattoo and beard combos.
People who have Paul Weller haircuts in their forties.
Last but not least, softcocks who are so scared of their other half that they always drop out of nights out/weekends away with the lads etc

 

[Billy2Sheds]

Can I ask why? It's obviously a bloke etiquette thing.
My husband thinks our daughter's boyfriend is weird because he always goes into a cubicle when they go into a public toilet

Probably having a sly key tbf

People who are constantly on Facebook.
People who talk loudly about ‘beak’ on the phone while in Morrisons.
People who have full sleeve tattoo and beard combos.
People who have Paul Weller haircuts in their forties.
Last but not least, softcocks who are so scared of their other half that they always drop out of nights out/weekends away with the lads etc

Or Sunday Club

 

[mini-x2]

Or Sunday Club

Definitely

 

[Tex]

Before this thread completely devolves into ‘random things I dislike about other people’ (was it ever thus?) I just spotted a clear wrangun at the airport (I’ve seen a few of these about lately) - muscled bloke with a cutoff t shirt which has a picture of the American flag and the wonderfully cultured and erudite slogan “Stomp my flag - I’ll stomp your ass”. Stupid twat.

 

[joemcdokes]

Talk to themselves and twitch.

 

[Seaham Towny]

Anyone who says "Do you know what I mean" at the end of every scentence.

Anyone who drives a big fuck off Range Rover.

I know this bloke, he’s from Newcastle

 

[tunstall birdman]

No you tit. I was adding to your post.

I knew that really.

 

[Tex]

I know this bloke, he’s from Newcastle

Viz Top Tip:

Avoid the need to keep repeating ‘do you know what I’m saying?’ at the end of every sentence by actually speaking clearly in the first place.

 

[Stubbs ftm]

People who walk around with their tops off and a can of fosters or monster in their hand at the first hint of sunshine from March through to October

 

[Seaham Towny]

People who walk around with their tops off and a can of fosters or monster in their hand at the first hint of sunshine from March through to October

I saw a bloke down Hendon once who was exhibiting the above behaviour except he also had a fag in his other hand.

And he was on a bike

 

[Stubbs ftm]

I saw a bloke down Hendon once who was exhibiting the above behaviour except he also had a fag in his other hand.

And he was on a bike

That's impressive, but possibly an everyday occurrence in Hendon

 

[Seaham Towny]

That's impressive, but possibly an everyday occurrence in Hendon

Nah they weren’t always on bikes...

 

[Charlestonian]

This.

Are they 7?

So this is me but the issue for me is the smell of them, it makes me feel sick so I’ve never tried one.

 

[5underland]

Limp handshake.

Very much this.

 

[Scotty 1978]

People who have there phone loud speaker, your not on the apprentice ffs

 

[Harry Angstrom]

So this is me but the issue for me is the smell of them, it makes me feel sick so I’ve never tried one.

Grow up

 

[dangermows]

People who are constantly on Facebook.
People who talk loudly about ‘beak’ on the phone while in Morrisons.
People who have full sleeve tattoo and beard combos.
People who have Paul Weller haircuts in their forties.
Last but not least, softcocks who are so scared of their other half that they always drop out of nights out/weekends away with the lads etc

You've nailed it there mind.

Very much this.

Aye, it makes me shudder.

 

[Charlestonian]

Grow up

No danger of that, I’m like that with food as well, if I don’t like the smell of it I’m not eating it!

 

[Harry Angstrom]

No danger of that, I’m like that with food as well, if I don’t like the smell of it I’m not eating it!

 

[andysfootball]

That your local Andy?

yes

yes

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