Earning Money Fast

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Take a cow to market to sell, on the way to the market exchange said cow for magic beans, sow magic beans, climb resulting beanstalk, steal goose from owner at top of beanstalk, sell the golden eggs that the goose produces.

Surprised you haven't thought of this already TBH.
 


niknak_123 said:
£23k to study at Cambridge University? Seems rather cheap.

I once started paying for a Dodge Viper by starting with £20 and betting on anything that was even odds. Worked out I could reach £80k in as little as 11 or 12 bets.
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I’d give it a go like, shame I can’t bet for toffee :lol:
 
You have probably been paying Rodwell's wages for the last few years anarl.
 
HarrogateMackem said:
Just got rejected for a scholarship I was shortlisted for from Cambridge University and now can’t afford to go there for my masters even though I’ve been accepted.

I have a month to pay for the thing (approximately 23k), how would the SMB suggest I go about raising the cash? Legality is a grey area in this instance of course!

I need cheering up, so the more mental the suggestion the better :lol:
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Coronation programme seller mate. There'll be one along shortly.

Or start up undertaker. Woodland burials are becoming very popular. Me and mrs R are having these. Low cost to entry. Just a couple of shovels and a hatchback, and bobs yer uncle.
 
HarrogateMackem said:
Just got rejected for a scholarship I was shortlisted for from Cambridge University and now can’t afford to go there for my masters even though I’ve been accepted.

I have a month to pay for the thing (approximately 23k), how would the SMB suggest I go about raising the cash? Legality is a grey area in this instance of course!

I need cheering up, so the more mental the suggestion the better :lol:
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What course is it? Will you be likely to get a job that could pay back a debt like that?

I paid for my MSc (only 3k) and was told on graduation day that they were giving bursaries the year after. I was gutted :lol:.
 
HarrogateMackem said:
Just got rejected for a scholarship I was shortlisted for from Cambridge University and now can’t afford to go there for my masters even though I’ve been accepted.

I have a month to pay for the thing (approximately 23k), how would the SMB suggest I go about raising the cash? Legality is a grey area in this instance of course!

I need cheering up, so the more mental the suggestion the better :lol:
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Spunk bank!
 
The only answer is this.

Take Cambridge to court for not allowing you to study as you were planning to

Lose when they hire Jonny Cochrane and he uses the Chewbacca defence. A bigwig from Cambridge then takes all of your posessions even those with no monetary value.

Vow to hire Jonny Cochrane yourself for the return court appearance. You'll have to pay his legal fee of £2m dollars.

Whore yourself to every woman in town whilst the kids in your town sell candy bars to your old friends in the rock business. These old friends will then turn up at a concert organised by the kids and sell a load of tickets for the event.

This will be thwarted by the bigwig from Cambridge but have no fear, Jonny's heart will grow three sizes and he'll help you out in court for free.

You'll get the money you need and have your name credited on the song 'Stinky Britches'

*disclaimer your results may vary to Chef's
 
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