Father Jack Hackett
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I have this picture of a fat lutenist who is the absolute spit of him.
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I have this picture of a fat lutenist who is the absolute spit of him.
Go over it a fair few times, read it aloud. Anything that is unnecessary or too long winded, take out.Writing one, finding it more difficult than I'd ever imagined. Any tips, oh wise SMB?
Reading aloud is very important for any public speaking and often what people forget to do; this is good advice.Go over it a fair few times, read it aloud. Anything that is unnecessary or too long winded, take out.
Pissed much mate?Nothing worse than shit going over your head aye
The best man speech I remember and loved the most was my brother's best mate. He and my brother have been mates since we were babies and the mate is very very shy.
He told some funny stories but what made it was how much he really loved my brother and how happy he was for him.
It was verrrrrrrry f***ing dusty
This....- keep it short
- keep it clean, there’s no benefit in making the room cringe to fuck
- don’t try too hard to be funny, if it’s not happening then don’t force it
- be nice about the bride
- remember that everyone wants you to succeed
Drink 10 cans of Stella , wrote it down take about 40 minutes . Then read it on the day . Been best man 3 times always turned out good speechesWriting one, finding it more difficult than I'd ever imagined. Any tips, oh wise SMB?
You are MARRIED? From your posts I had you down as a fat 13 year old kid.I’ve done it once and never again. Absolutely outdated rubbish. Never put anyone through it when I was married. Hope it goes well for you mate.
It's a speech, not a performance. Say a few well chosen words and be done with it, you don't need props.Box with "Get out of jail free" new-husband gifts
1 - First argument, voucher for flowers
2 - First birthday, some jewelry
3 - First Anniversary, some whatever its supposed to be
By the time you've gone through that, you're practically done - read a couple of cards and get on the beer
Cost me about £50 in total. Well worth it.
Also, you can work other jokes in. I wasn't allowed to mention the groom's nickname of "Darius" (varicose vein on one bollock --> Darius the "varicose"). And this was around 2002, so I covered the box with a big picture of Darius off X-Factor, and made the "Darius Dinesh Best Man's Kit"
Remember - Everyone is on your side.Writing one, finding it more difficult than I'd ever imagined. Any tips, oh wise SMB?
I lost weight leading up to my daughters wedding worrying about the speech, daughter said don't do it if I didn't want to but felt I couldn't not do one.My worst nightmare is doing a speech. I've daughters so I'll have to do the father of the bride thing. I get nervous even thinking about. Not kidding.
piece of piss compared to best man speech like.My worst nightmare is doing a speech. I've daughters so I'll have to do the father of the bride thing. I get nervous even thinking about. Not kidding.
Always enjoyed them, breaks it up a little......good to here some stories and nice words.
f***ing hell are you joking? It’s one of the highlights of the day man.
Everyones had a drink and ready for a good laugh.
Agreed. The pressure on the BM is to be funny and charming. When you’re not funny or charming it’s f***ing hard.piece of piss compared to best man speech like.