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Harry Potter will be rebooted

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...so reckons Daniel Radcliffe



Might get some decent actors to play the leads this time

Watching Daniel Radcliffe try and cry still makes me laugh

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Never watched it, shite for kids.
 
What did they just explain twisting millennium bridge around by thunderstorms

Yes, actually! The book goes into great lengths on the cognitive dissonance the rest of the world uses to ignore the obvious. Like the whole Pettigrew/Black argument being a gas explosion.
 
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Harry Botter and the philosopher’s bone
Harry potter in my chamber of secrets.

Harry potter is the prisoner of Gaz the man (for the gays)

Harry potter and the gobbler for hire

Harry potter and the order of the penis

Harry potter and the full cum jinx

Harry potter and the deathly swallows.

Yes, actually! The book goes into great lengths on the cognitive dissonance the rest of the world uses to ignore the obvious. Like the whole Pettigrew/Black argument being a gas explosion.
The film's need to do that a bit aswell then. Just got cheesy towards the end.
 
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Why are all the suggested titles gay innuendos? In psychiatry this is called repressed wish fulfilment. Some people just want to get happy with harry imho.
 
If Netflix was around in its current format in 2001, I'm sure they'd have made the originals into a TV series instead. The movies were shite because there is just too much depth in the HP books to condense it in such a way.
 
Harry potter in my chamber of secrets.

Harry potter is the prisoner of Gaz the man (for the gays)

Harry potter and the gobbler for hire

Harry potter and the order of the penis

Harry potter and the full cum jinx

Harry potter and the deathly swallows.


The film's need to do that a bit aswell then. Just got cheesy towards the end.

You got something to get off your chest like?
 
Choices started off with secrets in the title then moved to Gaz the gay, a gobbler for hire, order of the penis, full cum jinx ending with deathly swallows...

You got a secret pal you pipe off called Gaz? :lol:
 
Choices started off with secrets in the title then moved to Gaz the gay, a gobbler for hire, order of the penis, full cum jinx ending with deathly swallows...

You got a secret pal you pipe off called Gaz? :lol:
You not know gaz?

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That's nothing. @heston thinks Crystal Skull is the best Indiana Jones film...
Jesus wept... how f***ing crazy do you have to be?

"Bairns' Forum" this shite, etc.
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Little bit more
Wow, that was a lot of effort :lol:

Still say about 7-8 x 10 1hr episodes could be cracking.

I love how voldermorts people just twist the millenium bridge up aswell for the crack. They don't reveal themselves to muggles and take over governments or destroy armies..... they just spook people a bit :lol:
That didn't happen in the books did it? I seem to recall that scene was to replace a conversation between the minister for magic, and the Prime Minister.
Could be wrong, long time since I read the books.
 
Wow, that was a lot of effort :lol:

Still say about 7-8 x 10 1hr episodes could be cracking.


That didn't happen in the books did it? I seem to recall that scene was to replace a conversation between the minister for magic, and the Prime Minister.
Could be wrong, long time since I read the books.
I never read the books.
 
I never read the books.
Lol... it's no Quran like...

What a strange thread people accusing someone who wants to have sex with a 28-year-old woman in the real world some sort of pervert because 15 years ago she was 15 years younger and she is now....It's a funny old fantasy world.
 
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Lol... it's no Quran like...

What a strange thread people accusing someone who wants to have sex with a 28-year-old woman in the real world some sort of pervert because 15 years ago she was 15 years younger and she is now....It's a funny old fantasy world.
:eek:.... are you lost?

This is a thread about Harry potter mate
 
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